2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Mon, 07 Apr 2025
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Chapter 1: What is the new Netflix special 'Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed' about?
Chapter 2: What are Kyle Dunnigan's thoughts on dating and tall women?
it's good for jumping and um i bet you can run like the wind right i can run pretty fast girls can pick me up that's kind of like yeah do you ever you ever hook up with like a chick who's like significantly yeah really yeah it's like a six footer who's like yeah i did how was that um it's a little weird but uh you kind of like it though i have to like change you know my kink has to be like baby like i'm a baby yeah yeah you know that's what's wrong with that it's
nothing and then yeah you get like a diaper and that kind of thing but it is yeah yeah yeah I'm like I it feels like a different species when a woman's like Yeah, yeah. Like, that much bigger than me.
Well, sometimes, like, I remember I did a show one time, and after the show, there was a woman in the lobby. She was 6'4". And somebody was like, oh, yeah, she plays for Team USA Volleyball. And I looked at her like she was a sculpture in a museum. Like, I went up there, and I was like... I just admired her. I was like, Jesus Christ. She was also super feminine.
She wasn't... Right. You can be like, that's beautiful, but you don't sexualize them because it's just a different species. It's a species, yeah. Women love tall, too. They like men to be tall more than ever.
I know. Sometimes it's people's...
like their bio don't talk to me if you're not you know what I mean yeah I'm on dating apps it's like under 5'10 don't bother don't bother don't bother ouch which is crazy I think because it's always been a thing where I go yeah most men like we go well I dated a girl that was 5 feet tall yeah and I dated a girl that was 6 feet tall and what you'll find is you'll you'll just like somebody for who they are you're gonna vibe with you don't go into it being like she's only 5 feet no
Yeah, I tell them, I say, eventually I get hot after a while. Yeah.
And they just don't believe me. Are you dating now? I go on dates and it's not been good. Why? Well, it might be... I'm definitely the common denominator, but I don't think I'm weird. I think I'm doing a good job on the dates. Okay. But there's a lot of, well, you got to pay for the thing, which is fine. Because women pay for their hair and stuff. Right. And that's expensive.
And I'm like, that's cool. Yeah. But then sometimes this one girl came and just like... like ragged armpit hair. And it's like, if we're doing the, I'm a man, you're a woman, you gotta do the woman thing. We're doing, you know what I mean? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So that, and then I don't know, I find, um, I, I think it's like really hard for people to go on dates. It's just a lot of pressure.
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Chapter 3: How do Kyle and Tom discuss their experiences with dating apps?
Yes. Every time I saw her, something weird, something weird. She doesn't mean weird. That is fucking hilarious. And then, was it a natural fizzle out? Or did you... It was. I did the fade. Because she actually had a tough upbringing. I mean, she wrote this book that's like a massive hit. And I always felt like... Really? Like... Huge. 11 million copies. What? Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Oh, so she really is good at telling us. Yeah, she's very smart. But she grew up in a culty kind of thing and had a bad. I mean, you basically have said her name by now.
no no no no no one's watching this i know but i mean like the details are all there right i don't think anybody's gonna figure out who grew up like this and sold 11 million copies okay go ahead yeah the 11 million was probably a bad i i don't think she watches i think she just reads this is fine she just reads that's fine yeah we can cut that out yeah we can if you want to i wonder do you just tell me her name and then we'll cut that out yeah who is it
Wait, no, really, though?
Yeah, we'll cut it out.
I don't believe you. No, of course we will.
I don't believe you.
We cut shit out every week, man. How do we get?
I'll confirm. We'll cut it out.
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