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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

07 Apr 2025

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0.329 - 5.455 Tom Segura

my new special lucky is streaming right now on netflix check it out 100

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11.138 - 46.162 Tom Segura

Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. Today's topics, the situation in Ukraine. The market continues to go down, and there's no better person to discuss real-world issues with than my regular co-host, Bert Kreischer. But he is at fat camp. And so as he continues to try to lose 150 pounds... We have an incredible fill-in. This guy, you've seen him on CNN. You've seen him on Fox News.

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46.182 - 50.106 Tom Segura

You've seen him on PBS. You've seen him on 60 Minutes. It's Kyle Dennegan, everybody.

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50.146 - 56.672 Kyle Dunnigan

Yeah. Thanks for my credits. I'm not even 150 pounds, so you lose more than I am.

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56.712 - 57.312 Tom Segura

How much do you weigh?

57.532 - 65.019 Kyle Dunnigan

I'm really light. I haven't weighed myself in a couple months, but I'm about $1.40. Dude. Yeah. What's that like?

66.064 - 92.026 Kyle Dunnigan

it's good for jumping and um i bet you can run like the wind right i can run pretty fast girls can pick me up that's kind of like yeah do you ever you ever hook up with like a chick who's like significantly yeah really yeah it's like a six footer who's like yeah i did how was that um it's a little weird but uh you kind of like it though i have to like change you know my kink has to be like baby like i'm a baby yeah yeah you know that's what's wrong with that it's

92.731 - 108.643 Kyle Dunnigan

nothing and then yeah you get like a diaper and that kind of thing but it is yeah yeah yeah I'm like I it feels like a different species when a woman's like Yeah, yeah. Like, that much bigger than me.

108.763 - 128.926 Tom Segura

Well, sometimes, like, I remember I did a show one time, and after the show, there was a woman in the lobby. She was 6'4". And somebody was like, oh, yeah, she plays for Team USA Volleyball. And I looked at her like she was a sculpture in a museum. Like, I went up there, and I was like... I just admired her. I was like, Jesus Christ. She was also super feminine.

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