Kyle Dunnigan

Then I ran back into the flames to get my Louis Vuitton alligator duffel, a bag so beautiful it demands attention. Yeah. My size 17 Jimmy Choo's and my dog Checkers. But there was only enough time to save two of those things, girls. Oh, no. The thick Sophie's choice. What's that? What did you choose?

This is what I do with my time?

This is what I do with my time?

This is what I do with my time?

Checkers is fucking dead.

Checkers is fucking dead.

Checkers is fucking dead.

That's what I'm doing with my time. That's an old one.

That's what I'm doing with my time. That's an old one.

That's what I'm doing with my time. That's an old one.

And it was kind of weird. It's creepy. It has that, what is that? Uncanny Valley. Uncanny Valley. Yeah, your brain needs to know it's a joke.

And it was kind of weird. It's creepy. It has that, what is that? Uncanny Valley. Uncanny Valley. Yeah, your brain needs to know it's a joke.

And it was kind of weird. It's creepy. It has that, what is that? Uncanny Valley. Uncanny Valley. Yeah, your brain needs to know it's a joke.

Yeah, it's completely ridiculous. I didn't mean to have a beard. That was just, I was being lazy. I wasn't, like, trying to make a joke. By the way, I did impressions when I was younger. When I was in middle school, I would do them. And then I never... I started doing... A manager was like, don't do impressions. And then that face app came along, and I looked nothing like Trump.

Yeah, it's completely ridiculous. I didn't mean to have a beard. That was just, I was being lazy. I wasn't, like, trying to make a joke. By the way, I did impressions when I was younger. When I was in middle school, I would do them. And then I never... I started doing... A manager was like, don't do impressions. And then that face app came along, and I looked nothing like Trump.

Yeah, it's completely ridiculous. I didn't mean to have a beard. That was just, I was being lazy. I wasn't, like, trying to make a joke. By the way, I did impressions when I was younger. When I was in middle school, I would do them. And then I never... I started doing... A manager was like, don't do impressions. And then that face app came along, and I looked nothing like Trump.

The first one I was doing was Trump.

The first one I was doing was Trump.

The first one I was doing was Trump.

Because I did Trump years ago. And I was like, oh, I can do Trump, because my face is the opposite of Trump. Stormy! Yeah. Stormy! Stormy! It's funny, I have the worst Trump. Like, I did Trump first, and it's the worst one. Now everyone does a better Trump.