Kyle Sandilands

He was like her friend, like her assistant almost, sort of not a gopher, but there to help facilitate what she needed.

Yeah.

And he told me a story once where she had to go to New York from her place in Los Angeles and her staff couldn't get her to the airport.

And they had to say to my mate Simon, would you please try and get Liza out of the swimming pool?

So he's walked into the backyard.

Liza's completely nude in the swimming pool with a head full of shampoo.

Like she's in the shower washing her hair and singing in the swimming pool.

And he's like, come on, Liza.

She's like, no, I'm not going.

We're not going.

It sounded like a lunatic, but my friend said she was the most fun, most generous, most loving, but not very punctual on anything she went to.

Like if Liza was coming, expect to be up to four hours late.

A bit like you.

No, no.

Bruno, how dare he?

I'm very punctual.

If there's one thing about Kyle, he's punctual.

If I don't come, that's another thing.

Oh, okay.

It's to be expected that I won't show, unless it's a work thing, and even that, whatever.