Kyle Sandilands

So we were staying in a hotel, one of those shitty ones with the two single beds.

And I woke up in the middle of the night and sort of opened my eyes and the TV was on.

There was pornography on the television.

Oh, this is before phones, hey.

This is before phones, yeah.

We didn't even have a motor.

We didn't even have the flip phones.

No one had phones.

And I wake up and I open my eyes and there's the guy I work with, great guy, fully nude, sitting on the end of his single bed in front of the TV, whacking himself to death over the pornography.

Yep.

And I was, I thought, oh, so I just pretended to stay asleep but could hear him doing his business.

That sounds gayer than me waking up and watching it with him.

Or what else are you supposed to do?

I don't know.

And then I told Alfie and then he told me about a story that he went to some Christian camp and it had a similar... Is Alfie out there?

We will find him now.

Oh, well, no hurry.

Well, before I was out as gay, like in high school, I just had friends in school and we used to do this sort of thing.

Were you watching gay pornography?

No.