Kyle Sandilands

You're not that far away from me, mate.

No, I know.

Close as.

You put a for sale sign up on one of each other's houses.

Yes, he put it on mine.

He put the for sale sign up.

We, because John and I used to live across the road from each other.

That's what I thought.

Was that Dover Heights or something?

And when we were both single, it'd just be like, if you listened, if you lived in our street, you would think that there was like a bunch of horses walking around at two o'clock in the morning, but it was just the high heels.

Of ladies walking backwards and forwards from his place to my place.

Was that, I always thought like John owned that house and you were staying there.

No, but I bought it and then he was renting it while his was being built and then I bought it.

Okay, right.

He's got a few houses in that street.

Gee, yeah.

But the thing I'm worried about is John's new series, Last King of the Cross.

This is the third season he's currently writing.

Yeah.

And this is where he and I lived across the road from each other, and we were up to no good.