Kyle Sopono

I was like, whatever, I back my boy.

That's the truth.

That's the kind of work friend I am.

No, well, I'm not going to throw you under the bus.

I just sat down with another dear work friends, Tom and Eddie, and we had a chat.

And this is what they suggested, which I think is quite funny.

Because you put those numbers forward and it's not going that well, you've got to have a punishment in Coffs Harbour, like opening the show for five minutes doing stand-up.

That is so fucked.

Can I write his jokes?

He can run it by you, yeah.

No, no, but I'm just letting you know that's what's brewing in the background.

Because now what this does is it incentivises people from coughs

that you thought were going to come, to come and watch you do your five minutes of stand-up.

Fuck off.

Okay, now that we're all here, let's right now, Kyle, let's run through as if you're on stage.

Okay.

No way, I'm not doing it.

Let's run through as if you're on stage.

Okay, so I'll introduce... There's no way I'm doing it.

No, you know what we're going to do?