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Kyle Sopono

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1260 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

No, I know, but you can stim the clit.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Do you reckon the clit's the best bit?

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

I think it depends on the girl, but fuck, I would pay...

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Nothing crazy, but like relatively to what I've got, a bit of money.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Like I would pay a bit of money relative to my bank account to feel like what it feels like to be a girl and have sex.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Joe, can you fuck yourself if you woke up as a chick?

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

It's probably the first thing and only thing I'd do.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

All day?

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

What else are you going to do?

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

What other different shit can you do?

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Experience debilitating sexism.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Yeah, but I don't want to experience that.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Experience the glass ceiling.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

What's that?

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

It's like a ceiling that we trap women under.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

No, I think I would stick to a vibrator and a dilly myself if I was given a day.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

I'd make a warm cup of tea and feel in touch with my emotions and just get annihilated.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Yeah, no, I would have sex.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Yeah.

You Wouldn't
Hair Dresser Punch Ons

Fucking oath I'd have sex.