Kylie

My girlfriend is looking at me so mad that I'm admitting this right now.

Why?

Why do you do that?

I'm not used to having to clean it up.

I never have a bag.

Bad.

I mean, is that just bad citizenry?

Okay, I've got a news story that some listeners have been sharing with me that I think you guys are really gonna like.

It says, this man is going viral for teaching crows how to attack MAGA hats.

And if you dig into the article, it says, a man's unusual form of political protest has taken the internet by storm.

After months of patience, peanuts, and persistence, one crow enthusiast claims he successfully trained local crows to target MAGA hats.

The project was documented online.

It sparked praise, outrage, and ethical debate in equal measure.

And then this is a quote from him.

His name is Dave.

And the headline says, why did Dave say centrism was no longer a moral option?

And it says, Dave was candid about the motivation behind his actions.

I tried to be a centrist for a long time, but I no longer believe that it is a moral option, he admitted.

That shift in mindset, he said, pushed him toward what he described as this form of absurd resistance.

This says cruise offers.