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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

It was just a normal training ride.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And I wanted to be a good student.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So I was like, you know what?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

We'll forego the saddle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I've got this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

When you're riding, there's a few different gates.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

There's the really gentle walk, pretty self-explanatory.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Then you go into a trot, which is a lot bouncier.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Not super comfortable when you have a saddle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Definitely not comfortable when you don't have a saddle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And then there's the canter, which is this really nice kind of loping gait.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

My horse, the retired racehorse that he was, he was always wanting to go as fast as he could during this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So it was this like push-pull kind of dynamic between the two of us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

But we get into the canter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

It's going great.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

He's pulling a little bit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I start to notice these kind of spasms in my abdominals.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I don't think too much of it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Bring him back to a walk.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Take a little bit of a breather.