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Lala Kent

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4772 total appearances

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Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

And it's like, oh, I have like zero nutrition in my body.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

So last night I was spiraling in my mind and I had to actively be like,

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

Lauren, you cannot go to a grocery store right now because it's four in the fucking morning and you'll deal with it tomorrow.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

Stop thinking about this and go to sleep.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

Because I just kept looping, looping.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

She's got to have veggies.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

She's got to have veggies.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

I got to wake her up right now.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

We got to get veggies in her.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

We got to get veggies in her.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

I was like fucking tweaking out.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

So this morning I wake up and I check on her to make sure she's not fucking dead.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

Cause I was tweaking about that too.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

And I ordered her a smoothie from Creation on Postmates.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

And it had a banana in it.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

And I was like, I don't even give a fuck.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

I'm not taking the banana out.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

She's gonna have to fucking suck it up that there's a banana in here.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

My mother has lied to us her whole life.

Untraditionally Lala
I'm Not a Liar

About being allergic to bananas.