Chapter 1: What prompted Lala to clarify her statements about being called a liar?
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Chapter 2: What experiences does Lala share about her mother's health challenges?
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Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello, gorgeous. It is Lala Kent. Welcome back to Untraditionally Lala. Hi, TT.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, what a fucking week. Can I just tell you, be honest. Is this our mom forever, do you think? I try not to think that far in advance. How would that be? I just am today because if I do think that way, like it scares me. Like it really does scare me.
It does.
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Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes does Lala recount about her family life?
Yeah. There's a lot. I hope it's not my mom forever. Her hip is good though. It's just now trying to get everything else in order. Yeah. And we're coming, we're not even a month out of the hip. So like, that's the other thing, like three months they were saying it takes, but I would like her to start doing upper body movement. Yeah. She came.
So my mom, as you guys know, had her hip replaced, which we've heard is like a life altering surgery in the best way. But since then, you know, she has sleep apnea. So she she has to have like the mask. Let me I want to ask fellow our fellow pods.
If you or somebody has sleep apnea, our mother keeps taking her mask off in the middle of the night and she says she's like claustrophobic, little things. So my question is, do you guys have any tips or tricks of keeping it on or making it so you can sleep or whatnot? Because that I think would be the best thing for mom is to try to keep that mask on all the time.
Yeah, and she's talking about like her heart racing and she feels like she wants to crawl out of her own skin. And I'm like, well, that's anxiety. So they put her on anxiety meds, which I think are having the opposite effect on her and like actually making the anxiety worse. She also has lost so much weight that it makes me nervous. She's... not looking like my mother.
She's not like skin and bone. No, she's just not our mom.
Yeah.
I like, I like my mom with some meat on her. I like giving her a big old bear hug. Yeah. And she's just not there.
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Chapter 4: How does Lala describe her recent trip to New York City?
So I'm, I'm trying not to think about it either. But when she came up last night, rummaging through the medicine cabinet, cause she was like, I just can't sleep. And I feel like I want to crawl out of my own skin. I laid down and had a moment of like the decline with dad and, And how quickly that happened.
Well, and I did point that out to her because like I was around, I saw dad every day, you know, I like, I was like, and that's where it is right now. I was like, need to get you a bit of help because what I am witnessing, I have witnessed and what I witnessed with him, it took him. Yeah. So I do not want that for mom. And like the other thing is that she hates to do is exercising.
But the one thing that I have found that I do is going on runs, little band workouts. And if I don't do that, I can tell my sleep is off. My body is not, it's restless. Yeah. So I'm hoping that mom can feel good enough to maybe get her body moving and active to the point where she goes to sleep. Her body and mind are both tired. Yeah. Because right now I just think it's her mind and not her body.
And that's where she's... But I think we have to get some... Nutrients? Yeah. I mean, she eats like she's a toddler. She's like, I just want the bread. I don't want to eat. I don't really like that kind of fruit. I don't want... Can we not get the veggies? I just want rice. I'm like, we have to have something. Last night, Law was like, I'm going to make you meatballs. And she goes, just one.
Just one meatball.
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Chapter 5: What insights does Lala provide about the dynamics of reality TV?
It's like, well, maybe that's why you're not feeling so well. Well, and I remember going through like hard times in my life. And at night I would wake up and I would have so, I was so anxious and my stomach was eating itself and I wanted to crawl out of my own body. And it's like, oh, I have like zero nutrition in my body. So last night I was spiraling in my mind and I had to actively be like,
Lauren, you cannot go to a grocery store right now because it's four in the fucking morning and you'll deal with it tomorrow. Stop thinking about this and go to sleep. Because I just kept looping, looping. She's got to have veggies. She's got to have veggies. I got to wake her up right now. We got to get veggies in her. We got to get veggies in her. I was like fucking tweaking out.
So this morning I wake up and I check on her to make sure she's not fucking dead. Cause I was tweaking about that too. And I ordered her a smoothie from Creation on Postmates. And it had a banana in it. And I was like, I don't even give a fuck. I'm not taking the banana out. She's gonna have to fucking suck it up that there's a banana in here. My mother has lied to us her whole life.
About being allergic to bananas. She's not allergic. She just doesn't like them. Along with every other thing that you could possibly imagine. I keep the banana in. I add spinach. I go to checkout. The large smoothie cost me just $3 shy of $40.
Chapter 6: What are Lala's thoughts on the impact of time on relationships?
And I was like, my mother's health. So I clicked. I double click clack the side buttons, put it on the Amex. Put it on credit because that's what we'll need. And drinky drinky, she went. Now she's taking a bath and I'm just feeling a little tapped out because there's a lot of humans that need taking care of at this house. Anyway, moving on. Last week, you guys, I went to New York City.
For those of you who know me, know that that city gives me so much anxiety. Once I'm there, like I'm a little bit fine, finer than the thought of going. But also just the thought of like getting on a plane to travel there. And I'm very particular. I'm like, put me on a morning flight so that I land in the evening.
I can go grab something to eat and then I can go into the room and get a good night's sleep. I'm adamant. No fucking red eyes. So flight information comes in. I get to the airport. It's 730. My flight doesn't even leave until 1030. Don't know why I needed to be there that early, but just to make myself. TSA, you never know. You never, you never know at LAX.
So I go to the lounge for Delta and she like looks at my car and she's like, oh, you qualify for the better lounge. And I was like, better.
I like that.
I love better. You are better than me. Cause if she would have been like, there's a better lounge for you. I'd be like, well, I'm here.
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Chapter 7: How does Lala feel about the concept of moving on after a long-term relationship?
So have a good one. It's just down the way. I'll walk you. I was like, great. Perfect. I handle her more walking now. And it's closer to your gate. I was like, done. I'm at the better lounge closer to the gate. And you're walking me there. So I get to this better lounge and I'm kicking it. Text comes through and it's like 55 minute delay. And I'm like 55 minutes. All right, whatever.
That's nothing. So I go have a second breakfast at this lounge. And then I get hit with the second text and they say that now the flight is delayed four hours, 55 minutes or three hours and fit something along those lines. I'm like, well, that's a bit of a delay. So around 2 o'clock, I head down to 10, 11, 12, 1, 2. Just making sure. You're getting there.
2 o'clock, I head down for my boarding time. I'm in line. All of the sudden, they close the door. We're all hit with the text that the flight has now been fully canceled. I was like...
not so good i go to the gate person and i was like what do we do about our bags and he literally gets on his intercom because there's a line and he's like i cannot help you with this flight i know nothing and i was my kind of guy my kind of guy too but also just like direct me towards the bags and he was like you need to go to baggage claim so i'm like hauling ass to baggage claim
I was like, hey, my bag was on this flight. Here's a little ticket. She scans it.
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Chapter 8: What conclusion does Lala reach regarding her experiences with love and honesty?
She goes, oh, this is on the canceled flight. We have all of you on a flight tomorrow morning. And everyone that's there trying to get their bags are like, wait, we have a full day tomorrow. I've got all these meetings. I was like, yeah, we all have to work all day tomorrow. So we're going to need our bags. Yeah, that's exactly. We got this flight to get there by tomorrow. Yes.
So getting there tomorrow, not going to work. Will not work. So she was like, oh, so then what are you going to do? I go, well, now I have to book a flight through a different airline. Because you guys don't have anything that's flying out by the time I need to get into New York. And she was like, okay, let me make a phone call. Makes the phone call. She's like, all right, they have your bag.
And it will be off the plane from anywhere between like 30 minutes. But it could take like five hours. I'm like... That is the largest chunk of time I've ever heard in my life. 30 minutes. It's like, first of all, it's going from the plane to the tarmac. Are you just taking it on a fun little drive? Whenever they could get around to it, I guess. Get around to it?
You'd think they'd want the space. I call Easton because I cannot walk to the Uber section of LAX. I'm like, I'm going to need someone to pick me up where I'm at. And I just had gotten done with Lisa's hip appointment. soldier. You're the fucking best. You're the fucking best, Easton, okay? I'm sorry for everything I said to you yesterday. You better be. Do you like how I stood ground?
No, I didn't. I needed you to... I just spoke about anger. That podcast comes out with Amber soon. No, I didn't like it, actually. I needed you to disengage so that I could meet you at a lower level. Well, you heightened me, Beau. You heightened it. I met Lala from Vanderpump on said level. I didn't like it at all. Anyway, not the point. Let's not rehash.
I just want to say sorry that I did that yesterday. I apologize as well. Anyway, Easton comes, picks me up and right as he's like, hey, I'm super close. My bag comes out. My bag comes out. It was like, oh my God.
She calls me.
She goes, oh my God, my bag just got here. I'm so excited. It's here. It's here. You would have thought that the plane was actually going to take off. She was like, actually the plane. That's how excited she was. Because it's the little things in life that just make me feel less out of control. I was like, at least my bag is with me. Could you imagine? No, I've done.
Me trying to figure that shit out. No, there's been times where like. I would have been in New York and my bag would have been at JFK the next day too late. What would I have done? What would I have done? My whole face was in there. Anyway, I got my bag and then my flight was at 11 PM. I had to take the red eye.
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