LaMare
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I haven't been quiet. I've seen you like twice. I want to talk to you and hang out with you. Nate, we got to get you harder, dude. We can't.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Trying to pull out and having your ass hit the dresser. Hit the wall. Oh, shit. That's a new porn genre.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
He's dressed like a substitute bus driver. You don't even have an ass anymore. You got a flat white ass. I did lose my ass. How'd you lose your ass?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
No, superposition is real. It is real.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
Huh? Yeah. I'm more of a quantum computing guy. What's up with that? For sure. It's just infinite storage and infinite memory. There we go. Yeah. What is it? It's just infinite storage and infinite memory. That's basically what quantum computing is.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
A lot of spiritual dudes go heavy on quantum stuff. It's really funny. Dude, don't even get Matt started on dark matter. There's been a lot of dark matter discoveries.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
The papers are to put out a theory out there so everyone else can start working on it and, like, figure it out. So there's, like, a trail, you know?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
You never shit your pants. I don't really shit my pants like that. You don't really?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
I don't shit my pants. When's the last time you did?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
That was because I was poisoned by Nate. I feel like you have to be poisoned a lot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
No, dude, I'm good at holding it and, like, not pooing before I, like, I just poop before I go out. Except for last week. Except for last week. Last week was a shame pool. What was that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah. You got killed, and you would just release. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
I'll blow a fucking knee out and smack that. Only if I win.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah, that's got to be the height of it, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It's not binary. Your computer's running on a series of 0-1-1-1-1-1-0-1, male, female, male, female. Non-binary bullshit. Computer computing is gender fluid.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
The lady had to read the name. She'd be like, uh, thick daddy, uh, butt stuff.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It was me. Brittany was complaining about it. She was like in otherworldly stench. She was like, I don't know who was farting in there. It was Spider, dude. I had to fumigate that fucking room, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Spider. Spider. Fucking disgusting. She ran right into a spider web, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Yeah, it was a fucking 12-year-old's birthday. I skateboarded all day and then I smoked weed about the laser day.