Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys

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What happened at the airport with the guest passes?

Shane Gillis 0:27
But from the get-go, we get to the Austin airport. We're early. I say, hey, let's be a nice treat. I'll take Sean and Egan. Brought the Eganism with me. I was like, we'll take Sean and Egan up to the American Airlines little club lounge. Treat them. Two free guest passes. I'm like, what a great way to start the day. I go in early. I was there. I'm just kind of writing on my laptop. Sean texts me. He's like, You know, he texts me, like, hey, we're outside. I'm like, okay, Sean's outside.
Sean 0:55
Fucking mumble through text.
Shane Gillis 0:57
They're just kind of, like, milling around by that front desk. And I'll be honest, I was, like, tightening a paragraph. So they were there for, like, maybe, like, how long were you guys there for? Like, a minute? Yeah, they were there for a second. I wasn't trying to be a jerk. I was just locked in. Sorry about that. Dopamine stack locked in. So... I go out to let them in. I'm like, Hey, these guys with me, I believe I have two free guest passes. And the lady goes, yeah, if you're a member at this lounge and I go, okay, no big deal. I go, but I am. And I, you know, I coming out of it, I scanned in, she didn't scan in with me. I'm like, and then the lady I scanned in with, comes up and goes who'd you scan in with and i was like whoever was sitting where you are i think you yeah she's like i don't remember that and i'm like what do you guys think i'm lying like i can assure you i didn't sneak in here we didn't say that i'm like you kind of did and i was like anyway here's my thing but i definitely know i was like i even i beeped in and you went do you need help with anything else
Shane Gillis 1:56
So I think it was you. She's like, I'm just saying. And I was like, okay. She's like, you're not in here. So the only thing I could think of is that I had Gardini's and my boarding pass on my phone. Maybe I beeped Gardini's, but that's her. If I beeped the wrong one, that's on her. So I'm like, look, whatever. We go into the lounge, and I'm like, this wasn't sitting right with me. And I was like, lady, I wasn't trying to be a dick, but you do realize you kind of accused me of lying to my face in front of my friends.
Sean 2:23
You disrespected me in front of my friends. You disrespected me in front of my friends. In front of the openers. That's something I cannot have.
Shane Gillis 2:28
You undermined me in front of my openers.
Sean 2:29
I'm going to set an example for the openers.
Shane Gillis 2:30
Next thing I know, they'll be doing an extra five. They'll be doing 30.
Sean 2:33
Oh, they'll run the light. Gardini?
Shane Gillis 2:35
They'll be walking all over my fucking bits and tags.
Sean 2:39
Yeah. I saw that joke you did last night. I'm going to do the same joke. I have a joke that's just like that. It reminded me. So I'm going to open with that tomorrow. I love it. Not to go off track, but that is the best. Oh, yeah. When an opener hears you do a joke and then the next show you hear him do a different joke. That's fucking the same topic.
Matt McCusker 3:00
They didn't do that in the first show.
Sean 3:02
It's like, oh, yeah, your joke reminded me of my joke about that same topic, and I wanted to go before you. Yeah, all right. Perfect. You've had some disrespect as well. I've had this exact experience. Remember I sat down at a cheesecake factory, and they were like, where did you get this seat? Who are you? I was like, I don't know. I didn't just pick this. Somebody fucking walked me in. The hostess was like, I've never seen this person in my life. I was like, what the fuck did you do that for? Why'd you just lie?
Shane Gillis 3:33
Same thing, dude. I was hot. I had to go back up to the lady and be like, dude, that was kind of weird you did that to me. I just want to let you know that was crazy. I'm not asking for preferential treatment in here, but I'm like, don't do that. That was nuts. And I was like, and you scanned me in. She's like, I don't remember that. It's like, that's not my fucking problem.

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