Ep 560 - Big Boy Toys
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What happened at the airport with the guest passes?
But from the get-go, we get to the Austin airport. We're early. I say, hey, let's be a nice treat. I'll take Sean and Egan. Brought the Eganism with me. I was like, we'll take Sean and Egan up to the American Airlines little club lounge. Treat them. Two free guest passes. I'm like, what a great way to start the day. I go in early. I was there. I'm just kind of writing on my laptop. Sean texts me. He's like, You know, he texts me, like, hey, we're outside. I'm like, okay, Sean's outside.
Fucking mumble through text.
They're just kind of, like, milling around by that front desk. And I'll be honest, I was, like, tightening a paragraph. So they were there for, like, maybe, like, how long were you guys there for? Like, a minute? Yeah, they were there for a second. I wasn't trying to be a jerk. I was just locked in. Sorry about that. Dopamine stack locked in. So... I go out to let them in. I'm like, Hey, these guys with me, I believe I have two free guest passes. And the lady goes, yeah, if you're a member at this lounge and I go, okay, no big deal. I go, but I am. And I, you know, I coming out of it, I scanned in, she didn't scan in with me. I'm like, and then the lady I scanned in with, comes up and goes who'd you scan in with and i was like whoever was sitting where you are i think you yeah she's like i don't remember that and i'm like what do you guys think i'm lying like i can assure you i didn't sneak in here we didn't say that i'm like you kind of did and i was like anyway here's my thing but i definitely know i was like i even i beeped in and you went do you need help with anything else
So I think it was you. She's like, I'm just saying. And I was like, okay. She's like, you're not in here. So the only thing I could think of is that I had Gardini's and my boarding pass on my phone. Maybe I beeped Gardini's, but that's her. If I beeped the wrong one, that's on her. So I'm like, look, whatever. We go into the lounge, and I'm like, this wasn't sitting right with me. And I was like, lady, I wasn't trying to be a dick, but you do realize you kind of accused me of lying to my face in front of my friends.
You disrespected me in front of my friends. You disrespected me in front of my friends. In front of the openers. That's something I cannot have.
You undermined me in front of my openers.
I'm going to set an example for the openers.
Next thing I know, they'll be doing an extra five. They'll be doing 30.
Oh, they'll run the light. Gardini?
They'll be walking all over my fucking bits and tags.
Yeah. I saw that joke you did last night. I'm going to do the same joke. I have a joke that's just like that. It reminded me. So I'm going to open with that tomorrow. I love it. Not to go off track, but that is the best. Oh, yeah. When an opener hears you do a joke and then the next show you hear him do a different joke. That's fucking the same topic.
They didn't do that in the first show.
It's like, oh, yeah, your joke reminded me of my joke about that same topic, and I wanted to go before you. Yeah, all right. Perfect. You've had some disrespect as well. I've had this exact experience. Remember I sat down at a cheesecake factory, and they were like, where did you get this seat? Who are you? I was like, I don't know. I didn't just pick this. Somebody fucking walked me in. The hostess was like, I've never seen this person in my life. I was like, what the fuck did you do that for? Why'd you just lie?
Same thing, dude. I was hot. I had to go back up to the lady and be like, dude, that was kind of weird you did that to me. I just want to let you know that was crazy. I'm not asking for preferential treatment in here, but I'm like, don't do that. That was nuts. And I was like, and you scanned me in. She's like, I don't remember that. It's like, that's not my fucking problem.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What happened at the airport with the guest passes?
0:27–6:11
2
How did the comedians deal with disrespect during the weekend?
6:11–7:58
3
What are the experiences with airline attendants?
7:58–11:45
4
Why does Shawn want a big truck?
11:45–18:53
5
What happened with the Mexican Navy incident?
18:53–26:23
6
How does the podcast discuss the Diddy trial?
26:23–30:52
7
What are the thoughts on the summer bangers?
30:52–1:11:28