Lance Armstrong
👤 Speaker
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KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
I figured it out, though.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
I did figure out we were poor when it came time to put down our family dog.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
It cost $45, and my dad was just like, nah, I'll shoot it.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
But I was seven years old, man.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
I took that at face value.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
I was like, oh, I cannot get sick.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
We are not a Minute Clinic family at all.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
Dad, I have a headache.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
Die, bitch!
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
That's cool, though.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
That's cool.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
Austin's fun.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
I was walking down 6th, and this girl goes, I'm having hot girl tummy issues.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
And then she lifted up her shirt, and she just had a colostomy bag.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
That's not hot girl tummy issues.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
That's just a bag of shit strapped to you.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
Thank you.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
Hell yeah.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
Joe Hanson.
KILL TONY
#750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + TIM BUTTERLY + MATT MCCUSKER
Welcome.