Lara Ricote
👤 Speaker
226
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
And he comes out, and she comes out.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
Oh, no, before that, I go to him and I say, okay, final answer, I'll have a threesome.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
And he's like, okay, just go outside, whatever.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
And then they come outside and they sort of pass me.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
And I'm like, all right, he's over there, she's over there.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
I'm like, I'm going to go introduce myself to her.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
So she has no idea she's about to have sex with me.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
And then she kind of moves away, and I'm standing there like, what the fuck is going on?
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
Why am I waiting here to have sex with two cartoon people?
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
And I'm like, I'm going to call myself an uber.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
I call myself an uber, and I'm like, I'm just going to go and tell them I'm not doing this.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
I've never had such a dry mouth in my life.
The Hook Up
The Hook Up Live: IYKYK
And my upper lip is like this, okay?