Lara Ricote
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And he comes out, and she comes out.
Oh, no, before that, I go to him and I say, okay, final answer, I'll have a threesome.
And he's like, okay, just go outside, whatever.
And then they come outside and they sort of pass me.
And I'm like, all right, he's over there, she's over there.
I'm like, I'm going to go introduce myself to her.
So she has no idea she's about to have sex with me.
And then she kind of moves away, and I'm standing there like, what the fuck is going on?
Why am I waiting here to have sex with two cartoon people?
And I'm like, I'm going to call myself an uber.
I call myself an uber, and I'm like, I'm just going to go and tell them I'm not doing this.
I've never had such a dry mouth in my life.
And my upper lip is like this, okay?