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The Hook Up

The Hook Up Live: IYKYK

13 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What themes are explored in the Hook Up Live show?

0.031 - 1.794 Pip Rasmussen

No, he's so funny, so cute, he's so progressive.

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2.055 - 11.11 Dee Salmon

He's got two gay moms. What could go wrong? So I'm up there, tits in the air. Just kind of waving around, trying to see if anyone's on their balcony.

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11.15 - 18.142 Lou Wall

We're all pulling and it's like really stark. And I'm like, okay, like I'm just gonna like, call the lesbians, they will have a crowbar.

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18.222 - 24.491 Lara Ricote

I'm like, is it because I talk like a cartoon? I'm like pretty sure people are masturbating to cartoons across cultures.

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24.932 - 35.927 Sophie Duker

And I was really excited to have casual sex, right? Because when you're in a relationship, you're always having formal sex, right? I was like, oh God, I could have sex where I don't have to make eye contact, I don't have to wear a blazer or anything.

45.56 - 50.811 Pip Rasmussen

I can't believe this, Pip. We're back again and we've gone bigger and better.

Chapter 2: What personal dating stories do the comedians share?

50.851 - 52.735 Pip Rasmussen

I can see people at the back up there.

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53.316 - 61.392 Dee Salmon

Let's go. Thank you all so much for being here. If you don't know who we are, for some reason someone's brought you along. My name's Dee Salmon.

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61.613 - 65.1 Pip Rasmussen

I'm Pip Rasmussen and this is the Hook Up Live podcast.

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65.581 - 65.661 Unknown

Woo!

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65.641 - 86.063 Pip Rasmussen

we have got a theme for the show this year last year it was kind of just like cooked hook up stories and this time we thought let's let's get a narrative arc in there so the show we're basing it off the prompt when did you know so our comedians are going to come up and tell stories about that but we thought we would warm you guys up wet your whistle a little bit so we'll start off

86.043 - 87.665 Pip Rasmussen

Maybe with our own. Yeah, Pip.

87.685 - 95.897 Dee Salmon

So, okay, there have got to be stories like when did you know it was time to break up? When did you know they were the one? When did you know you were in love? When did you know when you got the ick?

96.037 - 100.703 Pip Rasmussen

When did you know you were over them and you were like, I'm free, like the meme with the chains breaking off?

Chapter 3: How do the hosts define 'when did you know' moments?

101.604 - 104.809 Dee Salmon

Do you have a pivotal moment in your life when you just knew?

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105.089 - 126.111 Pip Rasmussen

Yes. I'm going to tell you a story about when I knew that an age gap does not matter in a relationship. Yeah. So, I historically have dated people older than me, like, my whole life. Like, my ex was, like, nine years older than me and it's been a current pattern and I've kind of just, the relationships have never really worked out, let's just say.

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126.191 - 128.757 Pip Rasmussen

Yeah, you've realised, like, dating older maybe isn't for you.

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128.737 - 129.939 Dee Salmon

Yeah, exactly.

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129.959 - 146.942 Pip Rasmussen

Something's not working. It wasn't me. It couldn't be me that was the problem. It was definitely them and it was definitely the age gap. And I thought, you know what? I've been hearing a lot of people on the show say that dating younger people is really good because they're like progressive, they're fun, they're awesome. And I was like, maybe I need to give young guys a go.

Chapter 4: What dating dilemmas do the audience members present?

147.203 - 165.307 Pip Rasmussen

So... This is what happened. I actually met a young fella out in the wild. Crazy. At Laneway Festival to set the scene. 2024. Charlie XCX is playing. I'm making out with a young bloke for the whole set. Didn't see a single song. And... She didn't.

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165.327 - 167.912 Dee Salmon

I was there. You were there? I was there. You were behind me.

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Chapter 5: What humorous insights do the comedians provide about relationships?

168.092 - 172.842 Dee Salmon

And me and Mel, who's here as well, we looked behind and we were like, well, I guess Charlie isn't one of her favourite artists.

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174.124 - 182.962 Pip Rasmussen

So long story short, I find out, I had no idea at the time, but he was like, oh, I'm actually 23. Guess how old I was.

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182.982 - 185.507 Dee Salmon

31. Yeah, like nine years younger.

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186.77 - 202.854 Pip Rasmussen

And I was like, oh my fucking God, this is bad. But then I was like, no, no, let's give it a go. Let's, you know, give him a chance. And so I did. We were dating for a bit. And my friends were like, I don't know, Pip. I don't know if that's a really good idea. I was like, no, he's so funny, so cute, he's so progressive. He's got two gay mums. What could go wrong?

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Chapter 6: How do comedians navigate age differences in dating?

203.455 - 222.037 Pip Rasmussen

And... Turns out, he actually did end up ghosting me, and I've never heard from him. And I even did, like, the whole, like, olive branch message of, like, it's fine if you don't want to see me anymore, but, like, just let me know, please. And some phone calls. We put the phone on no-call ID.

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222.077 - 226.362 Dee Salmon

Classic. Like, maybe he actually just, like, got in an accident and, like, you know...

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226.983 - 228.987 Pip Rasmussen

The narratives that we were telling ourselves.

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229.288 - 230.09 Dee Salmon

He's young.

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230.11 - 231.834 Unknown

Yeah, who knows? He's articulate.

232.134 - 242.686 Pip Rasmussen

Yeah, so then that's when I knew that age gaps, age differences, it doesn't matter. Men will always disappoint you. Dee, what was your when did you know story?

242.946 - 247.476 Dee Salmon

Okay, so my story is when I knew I was better in a crisis than my partner.

Chapter 7: What advice do the hosts give about dating red flags?

248.298 - 268.211 Dee Salmon

Oh! So I have permission to tell the story. I think it's used on me. Thank you, Darcy. So when my partner and I first started dating, we both really bonded over saunas. I, as a Russian girl, have grown up with saunas my whole life. I have one in my house. Crazy, I know. And he happened to have a sauna at his. So it became a bit of like a date night for us.

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268.251 - 278.963 Dee Salmon

It was like, do you want to come over and have a sauna? And so this is a couple months in. I was like, absolutely. His sauna is on the third level of the house. So let me explain it to you.

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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with audience engagement?

278.983 - 303.235 Dee Salmon

It's basically on a balcony, a really small balcony, just the sauna and a door. So it's about 9pm on a Wednesday night and we're naked, of course. That's what you do in a sauna, obviously. No silly business. And we shut the door, sit in the sauna, having a bit of a chat. And then we're like, all right, I think we're done. It's about 9.30. My partner goes to open the door. Doesn't open.

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303.495 - 327.499 Dee Salmon

I'm like, okay, what's going on there? Like, what's happening? And then tries again, tries again, tries again. He goes, we're locked outside. No phone. No phone. Completely naked. Completely naked. No water. Yeah. And we, let me explain to you, like third level, nothing else in sight, just a balcony. Looked over the edge, it's just like, you can't even really scale the building.

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328.16 - 349.172 Dee Salmon

So I'm trying to remain calm. I'm going like, I think I said something like, oh, you know, maybe I'll use my earring and we'll just like peek through the lock. Like I'm going, thinking of all these ideas and like really brainstorming. And I am just seeing this like six foot seven, giant naked man grabbing a sauna stool, trying to slam it into the door. Like, trying to break this glass door.

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349.232 - 355.901 Dee Salmon

And I'm going, oh, my God, I cannot believe. Getting the ick a little bit. Yeah. Naked body flying around.

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356.502 - 357.764 Pip Rasmussen

What was your mentality at this point?

357.904 - 370.062 Dee Salmon

I was just trying to think of actually logistical, logical things. I was like, what could actually help? Like, can we unlock it? Blah, blah, blah. And then he's like, I'm going to have to scale the building. And I'm like, oh, my God. You cannot scale the building.

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LAUGHTER

370.943 - 372.025 Dee Salmon

It's also raining.

372.145 - 372.646 Pip Rasmussen

Yes.

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