Larry David

Well, you know, I'm a Jet fan. I'm also a Giant fan, but I'm more Jets than Giants. When Joe Namath came in in 1965, I really took to him, and so I became a Jet fan.

Well, you know, I'm a Jet fan. I'm also a Giant fan, but I'm more Jets than Giants. When Joe Namath came in in 1965, I really took to him, and so I became a Jet fan.

Well, you know, I'm a Jet fan. I'm also a Giant fan, but I'm more Jets than Giants. When Joe Namath came in in 1965, I really took to him, and so I became a Jet fan.

Well, I hate, you know, it becomes a job returning the birthday emails and the texts.

Well, I hate, you know, it becomes a job returning the birthday emails and the texts.

Well, I hate, you know, it becomes a job returning the birthday emails and the texts.

It's a bit of a job. So, yeah, I don't like it.

It's a bit of a job. So, yeah, I don't like it.

It's a bit of a job. So, yeah, I don't like it.

All you can do is make a face and shake your head. Yeah.

All you can do is make a face and shake your head. Yeah.

All you can do is make a face and shake your head. Yeah.

It becomes a job. I detest all holidays. Not one. Not one. There's not one holiday that I like. I particularly hate Halloween. I hate Thanksgiving. I hate Christmas. New Year's I can stand because I know that the whole thing's going to be over soon after that night. Yeah, but you've got to stay up late. You hate to stay up late. No, I would stay up. I haven't stayed up past 12 in 15 years. Yeah.

It becomes a job. I detest all holidays. Not one. Not one. There's not one holiday that I like. I particularly hate Halloween. I hate Thanksgiving. I hate Christmas. New Year's I can stand because I know that the whole thing's going to be over soon after that night. Yeah, but you've got to stay up late. You hate to stay up late. No, I would stay up. I haven't stayed up past 12 in 15 years. Yeah.

It becomes a job. I detest all holidays. Not one. Not one. There's not one holiday that I like. I particularly hate Halloween. I hate Thanksgiving. I hate Christmas. New Year's I can stand because I know that the whole thing's going to be over soon after that night. Yeah, but you've got to stay up late. You hate to stay up late. No, I would stay up. I haven't stayed up past 12 in 15 years. Yeah.

Why Halloween? Because you've got to dress up. The... The costumes, the kids, the bothering, you know, knocking on the door. By the way, my house is in darkness on Halloween.

Why Halloween? Because you've got to dress up. The... The costumes, the kids, the bothering, you know, knocking on the door. By the way, my house is in darkness on Halloween.

Why Halloween? Because you've got to dress up. The... The costumes, the kids, the bothering, you know, knocking on the door. By the way, my house is in darkness on Halloween.

The thing about the dinner party is you don't know who's going. That's right. And that's what really bothers me about it, that it's such a fucking secret as to who you're inviting. And then you show up, oh, you're here. Oh, hello. Who needs that? Tell me who's going and I'll see if I want to go. Why can't I know?

The thing about the dinner party is you don't know who's going. That's right. And that's what really bothers me about it, that it's such a fucking secret as to who you're inviting. And then you show up, oh, you're here. Oh, hello. Who needs that? Tell me who's going and I'll see if I want to go. Why can't I know?