Larry David

The thing about the dinner party is you don't know who's going. That's right. And that's what really bothers me about it, that it's such a fucking secret as to who you're inviting. And then you show up, oh, you're here. Oh, hello. Who needs that? Tell me who's going and I'll see if I want to go. Why can't I know?

Exactly. And all of a sudden, then you're spending two and a half hours with a stranger. You've got nothing to say to them.

Exactly. And all of a sudden, then you're spending two and a half hours with a stranger. You've got nothing to say to them.

Exactly. And all of a sudden, then you're spending two and a half hours with a stranger. You've got nothing to say to them.

Exactly. I don't get it. I don't get it. So a couple of weeks ago, I was invited and I asked. I said I was going to be there.

Exactly. I don't get it. I don't get it. So a couple of weeks ago, I was invited and I asked. I said I was going to be there.

Exactly. I don't get it. I don't get it. So a couple of weeks ago, I was invited and I asked. I said I was going to be there.

And offense was taken.

And offense was taken.

And offense was taken.

Okay. And I didn't go.

Okay. And I didn't go.

Okay. And I didn't go.

Yeah. You know, I'm golden ruling it. Yeah, I'm not trying to trick people over to my house. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I'm golden ruling it. I'm doing unto them as I want them to do unto me.

Yeah. You know, I'm golden ruling it. Yeah, I'm not trying to trick people over to my house. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I'm golden ruling it. I'm doing unto them as I want them to do unto me.

Yeah. You know, I'm golden ruling it. Yeah, I'm not trying to trick people over to my house. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I'm golden ruling it. I'm doing unto them as I want them to do unto me.

The bar mitzvah is even worse than the wedding.

The bar mitzvah is even worse than the wedding.

The bar mitzvah is even worse than the wedding.

Anything to do with it. They're just intolerable, top and bottom.