Larry David
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It becomes a job. I detest all holidays. Not one. Not one. There's not one holiday that I like. I particularly hate Halloween. I hate Thanksgiving. I hate Christmas. New Year's I can stand because I know that the whole thing's going to be over soon after that night. Yeah, but you've got to stay up late. You hate to stay up late. No, I would stay up. I haven't stayed up past 12 in 15 years. Yeah.
Why Halloween? Because you've got to dress up. The... The costumes, the kids, the bothering, you know, knocking on the door. By the way, my house is in darkness on Halloween.
Why Halloween? Because you've got to dress up. The... The costumes, the kids, the bothering, you know, knocking on the door. By the way, my house is in darkness on Halloween.
Why Halloween? Because you've got to dress up. The... The costumes, the kids, the bothering, you know, knocking on the door. By the way, my house is in darkness on Halloween.
The thing about the dinner party is you don't know who's going. That's right. And that's what really bothers me about it, that it's such a fucking secret as to who you're inviting. And then you show up, oh, you're here. Oh, hello. Who needs that? Tell me who's going and I'll see if I want to go. Why can't I know?
The thing about the dinner party is you don't know who's going. That's right. And that's what really bothers me about it, that it's such a fucking secret as to who you're inviting. And then you show up, oh, you're here. Oh, hello. Who needs that? Tell me who's going and I'll see if I want to go. Why can't I know?
The thing about the dinner party is you don't know who's going. That's right. And that's what really bothers me about it, that it's such a fucking secret as to who you're inviting. And then you show up, oh, you're here. Oh, hello. Who needs that? Tell me who's going and I'll see if I want to go. Why can't I know?
Exactly. And all of a sudden, then you're spending two and a half hours with a stranger. You've got nothing to say to them.
Exactly. And all of a sudden, then you're spending two and a half hours with a stranger. You've got nothing to say to them.
Exactly. And all of a sudden, then you're spending two and a half hours with a stranger. You've got nothing to say to them.
Exactly. I don't get it. I don't get it. So a couple of weeks ago, I was invited and I asked. I said I was going to be there.
Exactly. I don't get it. I don't get it. So a couple of weeks ago, I was invited and I asked. I said I was going to be there.
Exactly. I don't get it. I don't get it. So a couple of weeks ago, I was invited and I asked. I said I was going to be there.
Yeah. You know, I'm golden ruling it. Yeah, I'm not trying to trick people over to my house. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I'm golden ruling it. I'm doing unto them as I want them to do unto me.