Larry David
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I wanted to be a great stand-up. I wasn't, but I wanted to be one. And I really would have settled if you had told me in 1987 And you offered me $200 a week to do standup in New York at the clubs, $200 a week for the rest of your life. I would have taken it. Wow.
I know. You know, if you would have split it up, I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world. If you would have given me a half and half, I admire the halves, you know? Sometimes somebody will tell me he's a half, and I'll go, oh, that's great, that's great.
I know. You know, if you would have split it up, I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world. If you would have given me a half and half, I admire the halves, you know? Sometimes somebody will tell me he's a half, and I'll go, oh, that's great, that's great.
I know. You know, if you would have split it up, I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world. If you would have given me a half and half, I admire the halves, you know? Sometimes somebody will tell me he's a half, and I'll go, oh, that's great, that's great.
No. My mother was funny without... trying to be funny without realizing she was being funny. Right. She had a kind of a Gracie Allen quality about her. In fact, my friends called my mother Gracie. But it wasn't purposeful. Right. She wasn't cracking wise. Right. And we will be right back.
No. My mother was funny without... trying to be funny without realizing she was being funny. Right. She had a kind of a Gracie Allen quality about her. In fact, my friends called my mother Gracie. But it wasn't purposeful. Right. She wasn't cracking wise. Right. And we will be right back.
No. My mother was funny without... trying to be funny without realizing she was being funny. Right. She had a kind of a Gracie Allen quality about her. In fact, my friends called my mother Gracie. But it wasn't purposeful. Right. She wasn't cracking wise. Right. And we will be right back.
After college, you were in the Army Reserve? Yes. Yeah, because Vietnam was going on. I didn't want to go. And I signed up for the reserves. And never got drafted. No, I never got drafted. But I got out of the reserves after two years with a psychiatric discharge.
After college, you were in the Army Reserve? Yes. Yeah, because Vietnam was going on. I didn't want to go. And I signed up for the reserves. And never got drafted. No, I never got drafted. But I got out of the reserves after two years with a psychiatric discharge.
After college, you were in the Army Reserve? Yes. Yeah, because Vietnam was going on. I didn't want to go. And I signed up for the reserves. And never got drafted. No, I never got drafted. But I got out of the reserves after two years with a psychiatric discharge.
Well, I told this, I think, on Howard Stern. It's kind of a long story, but should I make a long story short? No, we have a 45-minute and a completely different audience.