Larry David

Well, I told this, I think, on Howard Stern. It's kind of a long story, but should I make a long story short? No, we have a 45-minute and a completely different audience.

Well, I told this, I think, on Howard Stern. It's kind of a long story, but should I make a long story short? No, we have a 45-minute and a completely different audience.

No, I was in the Army, the Reserves. I went to basic training. It was horrendous. It was the worst experience of my life. I was ducking under live ammunition and firing weapons.

No, I was in the Army, the Reserves. I went to basic training. It was horrendous. It was the worst experience of my life. I was ducking under live ammunition and firing weapons.

No, I was in the Army, the Reserves. I went to basic training. It was horrendous. It was the worst experience of my life. I was ducking under live ammunition and firing weapons.

I had bayonets. Yeah. And so I did that for eight weeks, and then I had occupational specialty school. I was a petroleum storage specialist. What? And then we had to, yeah, well, you have to fill up the tanks with gas. Sure, sure. Somebody has to do it. So then after I got out, I had to go to meetings once a month.

I had bayonets. Yeah. And so I did that for eight weeks, and then I had occupational specialty school. I was a petroleum storage specialist. What? And then we had to, yeah, well, you have to fill up the tanks with gas. Sure, sure. Somebody has to do it. So then after I got out, I had to go to meetings once a month.

I had bayonets. Yeah. And so I did that for eight weeks, and then I had occupational specialty school. I was a petroleum storage specialist. What? And then we had to, yeah, well, you have to fill up the tanks with gas. Sure, sure. Somebody has to do it. So then after I got out, I had to go to meetings once a month.

at Floyd Bennett Field, a big airplane hangar, and it was freezing and I had to go home and I stayed at my parents' apartment in Brooklyn. I stayed with them for Friday night and Saturday night and then I'd go home back to New York on Sunday. But the meetings were Saturday and Sunday and then I heard about a psychiatrist who was writing letters to get people out. So I borrowed $250.

at Floyd Bennett Field, a big airplane hangar, and it was freezing and I had to go home and I stayed at my parents' apartment in Brooklyn. I stayed with them for Friday night and Saturday night and then I'd go home back to New York on Sunday. But the meetings were Saturday and Sunday and then I heard about a psychiatrist who was writing letters to get people out. So I borrowed $250.

at Floyd Bennett Field, a big airplane hangar, and it was freezing and I had to go home and I stayed at my parents' apartment in Brooklyn. I stayed with them for Friday night and Saturday night and then I'd go home back to New York on Sunday. But the meetings were Saturday and Sunday and then I heard about a psychiatrist who was writing letters to get people out. So I borrowed $250.

I went to see the psychiatrist. I convinced him that I was insane. He wrote me a letter saying I was insane.

I went to see the psychiatrist. I convinced him that I was insane. He wrote me a letter saying I was insane.

I went to see the psychiatrist. I convinced him that I was insane. He wrote me a letter saying I was insane.

My flavor was I wanted to kill myself.

My flavor was I wanted to kill myself.

My flavor was I wanted to kill myself.

Life was just too hard.

Life was just too hard.

Life was just too hard.