Larry David

Before I ever do anything, any show ever, I always regret that I said yes. And I feel that way today.

No, I'm good about saying no.

No, I'm good about saying no.

No, I'm good about saying no.

I wanted to be a great stand-up. I wasn't, but I wanted to be one. And I really would have settled if you had told me in 1987 And you offered me $200 a week to do standup in New York at the clubs, $200 a week for the rest of your life. I would have taken it. Wow.

I wanted to be a great stand-up. I wasn't, but I wanted to be one. And I really would have settled if you had told me in 1987 And you offered me $200 a week to do standup in New York at the clubs, $200 a week for the rest of your life. I would have taken it. Wow.

I wanted to be a great stand-up. I wasn't, but I wanted to be one. And I really would have settled if you had told me in 1987 And you offered me $200 a week to do standup in New York at the clubs, $200 a week for the rest of your life. I would have taken it. Wow.

I had no hopes to do anything.

I had no hopes to do anything.

I had no hopes to do anything.

No. No, just to get out of college.

No. No, just to get out of college.

No. No, just to get out of college.

Yeah, I wasn't interested in show business.

Yeah, I wasn't interested in show business.

Yeah, I wasn't interested in show business.

I know. You know, if you would have split it up, I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world. If you would have given me a half and half, I admire the halves, you know? Sometimes somebody will tell me he's a half, and I'll go, oh, that's great, that's great.

I know. You know, if you would have split it up, I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world. If you would have given me a half and half, I admire the halves, you know? Sometimes somebody will tell me he's a half, and I'll go, oh, that's great, that's great.

I know. You know, if you would have split it up, I don't think it would have been the worst thing in the world. If you would have given me a half and half, I admire the halves, you know? Sometimes somebody will tell me he's a half, and I'll go, oh, that's great, that's great.

No. My mother was funny without... trying to be funny without realizing she was being funny. Right. She had a kind of a Gracie Allen quality about her. In fact, my friends called my mother Gracie. But it wasn't purposeful. Right. She wasn't cracking wise. Right. And we will be right back.