Larry David

No. My mother was funny without... trying to be funny without realizing she was being funny. Right. She had a kind of a Gracie Allen quality about her. In fact, my friends called my mother Gracie. But it wasn't purposeful. Right. She wasn't cracking wise. Right. And we will be right back.

No. My mother was funny without... trying to be funny without realizing she was being funny. Right. She had a kind of a Gracie Allen quality about her. In fact, my friends called my mother Gracie. But it wasn't purposeful. Right. She wasn't cracking wise. Right. And we will be right back.

After college, you were in the Army Reserve? Yes. Yeah, because Vietnam was going on. I didn't want to go. And I signed up for the reserves. And never got drafted. No, I never got drafted. But I got out of the reserves after two years with a psychiatric discharge.

After college, you were in the Army Reserve? Yes. Yeah, because Vietnam was going on. I didn't want to go. And I signed up for the reserves. And never got drafted. No, I never got drafted. But I got out of the reserves after two years with a psychiatric discharge.

After college, you were in the Army Reserve? Yes. Yeah, because Vietnam was going on. I didn't want to go. And I signed up for the reserves. And never got drafted. No, I never got drafted. But I got out of the reserves after two years with a psychiatric discharge.

Well, I told this, I think, on Howard Stern. It's kind of a long story, but should I make a long story short? No, we have a 45-minute and a completely different audience.

Well, I told this, I think, on Howard Stern. It's kind of a long story, but should I make a long story short? No, we have a 45-minute and a completely different audience.

Well, I told this, I think, on Howard Stern. It's kind of a long story, but should I make a long story short? No, we have a 45-minute and a completely different audience.

No, I was in the Army, the Reserves. I went to basic training. It was horrendous. It was the worst experience of my life. I was ducking under live ammunition and firing weapons.

No, I was in the Army, the Reserves. I went to basic training. It was horrendous. It was the worst experience of my life. I was ducking under live ammunition and firing weapons.

No, I was in the Army, the Reserves. I went to basic training. It was horrendous. It was the worst experience of my life. I was ducking under live ammunition and firing weapons.

I had bayonets. Yeah. And so I did that for eight weeks, and then I had occupational specialty school. I was a petroleum storage specialist. What? And then we had to, yeah, well, you have to fill up the tanks with gas. Sure, sure. Somebody has to do it. So then after I got out, I had to go to meetings once a month.

I had bayonets. Yeah. And so I did that for eight weeks, and then I had occupational specialty school. I was a petroleum storage specialist. What? And then we had to, yeah, well, you have to fill up the tanks with gas. Sure, sure. Somebody has to do it. So then after I got out, I had to go to meetings once a month.

I had bayonets. Yeah. And so I did that for eight weeks, and then I had occupational specialty school. I was a petroleum storage specialist. What? And then we had to, yeah, well, you have to fill up the tanks with gas. Sure, sure. Somebody has to do it. So then after I got out, I had to go to meetings once a month.

at Floyd Bennett Field, a big airplane hangar, and it was freezing and I had to go home and I stayed at my parents' apartment in Brooklyn. I stayed with them for Friday night and Saturday night and then I'd go home back to New York on Sunday. But the meetings were Saturday and Sunday and then I heard about a psychiatrist who was writing letters to get people out. So I borrowed $250.

at Floyd Bennett Field, a big airplane hangar, and it was freezing and I had to go home and I stayed at my parents' apartment in Brooklyn. I stayed with them for Friday night and Saturday night and then I'd go home back to New York on Sunday. But the meetings were Saturday and Sunday and then I heard about a psychiatrist who was writing letters to get people out. So I borrowed $250.

at Floyd Bennett Field, a big airplane hangar, and it was freezing and I had to go home and I stayed at my parents' apartment in Brooklyn. I stayed with them for Friday night and Saturday night and then I'd go home back to New York on Sunday. But the meetings were Saturday and Sunday and then I heard about a psychiatrist who was writing letters to get people out. So I borrowed $250.

I went to see the psychiatrist. I convinced him that I was insane. He wrote me a letter saying I was insane.

I went to see the psychiatrist. I convinced him that I was insane. He wrote me a letter saying I was insane.

I went to see the psychiatrist. I convinced him that I was insane. He wrote me a letter saying I was insane.