Laura Smyth
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You know how you'll go to like a ramen place and they'll have like little condiments, right?
Along with that, in a jar, they also have a little jar of hair bands.
Because they know you're going to go in.
Because they know you're going to go eyebrows deep in that.
It's serious broth, you know.
Yeah, to keep your hair short hair, but yeah.
Yeah, I knew you'd like that.
Oh no, what did we, yeah, we did have a big salad once.
Because she shit herself in blue water, basically.
Or was it a port-a-loo with a blue, blue tub?
The thing that they really loved was like... Obviously, and another...
Another thing my asshole can't handle.
And then we just listed things our asshole couldn't handle.
Things like an email from your boss, can we chat for five minutes?
That was things our asshole couldn't handle.