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I'm like, how the fuck are the trans people getting more testosterone into their bloodstream than me? I'm truly jealous of these women becoming more men than I am. I'm a man and I'm on testosterone and I have a penis and balls and I still can't grow a full beard. One day. One day. One day. One day. One day. I'll keep my fingers and my legs crossed.

Ladies and gentlemen, the show has begun with the stylings of the great and powerful William Montgomery. Where do we go from here? What a way to start. That's normally how you end. It's like a Tarantino film. It started with the ending. And I did meet Tarantino, one of my new best friends. No big deal. Your first bucket poll is a legend, ladies and gentlemen. I remember this guy very clearly.

Ladies and gentlemen, the show has begun with the stylings of the great and powerful William Montgomery. Where do we go from here? What a way to start. That's normally how you end. It's like a Tarantino film. It started with the ending. And I did meet Tarantino, one of my new best friends. No big deal. Your first bucket poll is a legend, ladies and gentlemen. I remember this guy very clearly.

Ladies and gentlemen, the show has begun with the stylings of the great and powerful William Montgomery. Where do we go from here? What a way to start. That's normally how you end. It's like a Tarantino film. It started with the ending. And I did meet Tarantino, one of my new best friends. No big deal. Your first bucket poll is a legend, ladies and gentlemen. I remember this guy very clearly.

A very interesting human being. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the long awaited return of Sturm Wurm. How could we forget from years ago, Sturm Wurm? One more time for Sturm Wurm.

A very interesting human being. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the long awaited return of Sturm Wurm. How could we forget from years ago, Sturm Wurm? One more time for Sturm Wurm.

A very interesting human being. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the long awaited return of Sturm Wurm. How could we forget from years ago, Sturm Wurm? One more time for Sturm Wurm.

There it is. Sturm Wurm, everybody. Just basically kind of just talking about being gay. No real definitive jokes throughout the entire thing. Just kind of, kind of coming out of the closet. Is that true? Is that real? It's all true. It's all true. So you really did. You got a lap dance from a guy and you're like, I kind of like this.

There it is. Sturm Wurm, everybody. Just basically kind of just talking about being gay. No real definitive jokes throughout the entire thing. Just kind of, kind of coming out of the closet. Is that true? Is that real? It's all true. It's all true. So you really did. You got a lap dance from a guy and you're like, I kind of like this.

There it is. Sturm Wurm, everybody. Just basically kind of just talking about being gay. No real definitive jokes throughout the entire thing. Just kind of, kind of coming out of the closet. Is that true? Is that real? It's all true. It's all true. So you really did. You got a lap dance from a guy and you're like, I kind of like this.

So this is all new to you. This is your first gay stuff that's ever happened.

So this is all new to you. This is your first gay stuff that's ever happened.

So this is all new to you. This is your first gay stuff that's ever happened.

Yeah, you were on years ago. I remember you. Something's different, though, right? You have facial hair. You used to have longer hair. No, no, same look. Same look?

Yeah, you were on years ago. I remember you. Something's different, though, right? You have facial hair. You used to have longer hair. No, no, same look. Same look?

Yeah, you were on years ago. I remember you. Something's different, though, right? You have facial hair. You used to have longer hair. No, no, same look. Same look?

Nobody cares about that.

Nobody cares about that.

Nobody cares about that.

Look, you're making people leave, Sturmworm. Please, do not promote your podcast. Stop. Relax. Relax. Let's get back to this becoming gay all of a sudden thing because it sounds like a lot of fun. Will you help William out? Okay, you go right ahead. Will you help our friend William out? There you go. I heard what that whole thing was about. Call back to five minutes ago.