Layla Rahimi

Everybody just f***ing calm down!

I will be sitting first row behind the Bears bench.

Oh, my God.

First row, 50-yard line.

Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants.

I will be wearing a very elaborate bear's robe, an outfit that Fox is providing for me, and we'll be bringing the vibes.

It's a very nice robe.

I mean, I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.

I know what you'd do with all that money.

Hey, Pam, let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug.

If you're wearing the robe, I want, like, a robe and a matching crown, but, like, are you just doing robe sunglasses or do you have, like, some adornment atop your dome?

I need something to warm myself.

Okay, I'm not tough.

How tough are you?

right this way sorry to keep you waiting don't help me if you say the word doink at that game we can't mush this danny i'm not here to talk about the past i i am here to talk about the future my future is so bright jim jim do you know how bright my future is it's so bright that is there something i gotta wear

I have something else for you guys.

Please, by all means.

One person on the team said to be quiet when our offense is on the field.

If 500 people who are going to be at the game are listening to this, tell your section to shut the hell up when Caleb Williams is on the field.

Now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&Ms all day.