LeMaire Lee

I got a decent boost from Kill Tony and shit like that when I did it the first time, but now I'm getting booked a little bit more, trying to work in clubs as much as I can.

Yeah, one in each ear can't hear shit.

I told her maybe that was your problem the whole time.

You didn't hear yourself coming.

There was a fellow that was supposed to take a ride with me to pick something up because he owed me some money.

And then he was like having excuses.

I'm older than I look, bro.

I think when she sees the episode, she'll be clowning on me too, you know, giving me a lot of time.

Maybe she's been holding back.

Damn, I'm starting to think my ass should have made a sex tape with Ray J.

And by the way, Tony, you know I ain't ever gonna shave my head back!

Whoopi Goldberg is so mad Trump got elected that she claims she is now refusing to have sex.

Hey, Whoopi, I'm mad too.

In fact, I'm so mad Trump got elected that I'm now refusing to play in the NFL.

Ain't nobody trying to have sex with your old ass bitch!

Liam Payne, ex-member of the popular boy band One Direction, recently jumped off the third floor balcony to his death.

One Direction, uh, yeah, straight down.

An Oregon government official was recently suspended for hiring people based on their qualifications rather than their sexual orientation.

Okay, that's a joke.

Just literally the headline there.