Leslie Jones

What's up, y'all? Did you miss me? Because I definitely have an opinion. I got a problem with these Trump folks. It's not that y'all... It's not that they're corrupt, although they are. It's not that they're evil, although they are. It's not that they're women-hating, racist, unqualified dickheads who couldn't run a Dunkin' Donuts without burning it down. No.

What's up, y'all? Did you miss me? Because I definitely have an opinion. I got a problem with these Trump folks. It's not that y'all... It's not that they're corrupt, although they are. It's not that they're evil, although they are. It's not that they're women-hating, racist, unqualified dickheads who couldn't run a Dunkin' Donuts without burning it down. No.

My problem is these people are goofy-ass motherf... I thought... I thought Reagan was bad, but at least he knew how to talk. I thought Bush was bad, but at least he has a hilarious name. But what do we have now? J.D. Vance, R.F.K. Jr., and Elon Musk. I cannot believe America is gonna be ended by these loser incels! That's not how I plan to go out.

My problem is these people are goofy-ass motherf... I thought... I thought Reagan was bad, but at least he knew how to talk. I thought Bush was bad, but at least he has a hilarious name. But what do we have now? J.D. Vance, R.F.K. Jr., and Elon Musk. I cannot believe America is gonna be ended by these loser incels! That's not how I plan to go out.

I was going to go out and nestle peacefully between the two Michael B. Jordans. But instead, we get Elon Musk, who is doing this dumb shit.

I was going to go out and nestle peacefully between the two Michael B. Jordans. But instead, we get Elon Musk, who is doing this dumb shit.

Cut that goofy shit out. This is a cabinet meeting. Have some damn respect. This is official shit. How is this guy firing people? If this guy gave me a pink slip, I'd give his ass a black eye. Why don't you fire one of them hats, bitch? And by the way, how you gonna be Mr. Jokes when you don't even know when you hearing a joke?

Cut that goofy shit out. This is a cabinet meeting. Have some damn respect. This is official shit. How is this guy firing people? If this guy gave me a pink slip, I'd give his ass a black eye. Why don't you fire one of them hats, bitch? And by the way, how you gonna be Mr. Jokes when you don't even know when you hearing a joke?

He was kidding, you goofy mother... What is wrong with you? And how you got so many kids? Cause I wouldn't you with my enemies for . And I hate that bitch. I would rather a turkey based on, hell, I'd rather a turkey! Then we got RFK Jr., another goofing mother . Don't let them muscles fool you, he's a piece of shit. No, literally a piece of shit. This man swims in sewage like a ninja turtle.

He was kidding, you goofy mother... What is wrong with you? And how you got so many kids? Cause I wouldn't you with my enemies for . And I hate that bitch. I would rather a turkey based on, hell, I'd rather a turkey! Then we got RFK Jr., another goofing mother . Don't let them muscles fool you, he's a piece of shit. No, literally a piece of shit. This man swims in sewage like a ninja turtle.

And they're gonna try to teach us about health?

And they're gonna try to teach us about health?

Why the you sound like that? What's wrong with your voice? You don't sound healthy. You talk like you on a bad phone line. Hang up, I don't understand what you're saying. And I can't believe this man is from the Kennedys. I thought the Kennedys had swag. Why we got the T Moose Kennedy? I wish we could do it like we did back in the day.

Why the you sound like that? What's wrong with your voice? You don't sound healthy. You talk like you on a bad phone line. Hang up, I don't understand what you're saying. And I can't believe this man is from the Kennedys. I thought the Kennedys had swag. Why we got the T Moose Kennedy? I wish we could do it like we did back in the day.

If you was that child, you got locked in the room on holidays because you might hurt somebody. Instead, they put this goofing mother in charge of my health? Now... I want to make sure everyone feels included. Because you Trump women is some goofy ass mother too.

If you was that child, you got locked in the room on holidays because you might hurt somebody. Instead, they put this goofing mother in charge of my health? Now... I want to make sure everyone feels included. Because you Trump women is some goofy ass mother too.

Shut up, bitch! How you gonna f*** up questions and answers? That's literally what education is! That's your whole job! Because schools got a big issue right now, like students using AI, but her goofy ass probably can't even spell AI.

Shut up, bitch! How you gonna f*** up questions and answers? That's literally what education is! That's your whole job! Because schools got a big issue right now, like students using AI, but her goofy ass probably can't even spell AI.

It's AI, bitch! Not A1. A1 is a steak sauce, you goofy mother . And it's delicious. But you not in charge of Sizzler, you bitch! You are in charge of education. How you letters? But this brings me to the A1 goofiest mother there is. JD Bitch-Ass Vance. Look at the size of that trophy next to JD Vance.

It's AI, bitch! Not A1. A1 is a steak sauce, you goofy mother . And it's delicious. But you not in charge of Sizzler, you bitch! You are in charge of education. How you letters? But this brings me to the A1 goofiest mother there is. JD Bitch-Ass Vance. Look at the size of that trophy next to JD Vance.