Leslie Jones

Why the you sound like that? What's wrong with your voice? You don't sound healthy. You talk like you on a bad phone line. Hang up, I don't understand what you're saying. And I can't believe this man is from the Kennedys. I thought the Kennedys had swag. Why we got the T Moose Kennedy? I wish we could do it like we did back in the day.

If you was that child, you got locked in the room on holidays because you might hurt somebody. Instead, they put this goofing mother in charge of my health? Now... I want to make sure everyone feels included. Because you Trump women is some goofy ass mother too.

If you was that child, you got locked in the room on holidays because you might hurt somebody. Instead, they put this goofing mother in charge of my health? Now... I want to make sure everyone feels included. Because you Trump women is some goofy ass mother too.

Shut up, bitch! How you gonna f*** up questions and answers? That's literally what education is! That's your whole job! Because schools got a big issue right now, like students using AI, but her goofy ass probably can't even spell AI.

Shut up, bitch! How you gonna f*** up questions and answers? That's literally what education is! That's your whole job! Because schools got a big issue right now, like students using AI, but her goofy ass probably can't even spell AI.

It's AI, bitch! Not A1. A1 is a steak sauce, you goofy mother . And it's delicious. But you not in charge of Sizzler, you bitch! You are in charge of education. How you letters? But this brings me to the A1 goofiest mother there is. JD Bitch-Ass Vance. Look at the size of that trophy next to JD Vance.

It's AI, bitch! Not A1. A1 is a steak sauce, you goofy mother . And it's delicious. But you not in charge of Sizzler, you bitch! You are in charge of education. How you letters? But this brings me to the A1 goofiest mother there is. JD Bitch-Ass Vance. Look at the size of that trophy next to JD Vance.

No, what's unfortunate is that this goofing mother is our vice president. He is such a loser, the trophy decapitated itself. instead of being put in his arms. And look what this mother did to the Pope.

No, what's unfortunate is that this goofing mother is our vice president. He is such a loser, the trophy decapitated itself. instead of being put in his arms. And look what this mother did to the Pope.

His goofy ass killed the Pope! old, beady, little, bitch-eyed, face bitch! And now we got an American pope. And I'ma tell you something. You better stay the away from him! You angel of goofy ass death. In fact, I even got the pope a fake body double so we can protect him. Lenny, come on out here. This is my friend Lenny. Don't he look exactly like the new pope?

His goofy ass killed the Pope! old, beady, little, bitch-eyed, face bitch! And now we got an American pope. And I'ma tell you something. You better stay the away from him! You angel of goofy ass death. In fact, I even got the pope a fake body double so we can protect him. Lenny, come on out here. This is my friend Lenny. Don't he look exactly like the new pope?

You look just like him! I'll prove it.

You look just like him! I'll prove it.

Okay, do the... Do the punk wave. Do the punk wave. You are the same dude! Now, bless me, holiness, so I can be protected from these goofy-ass motherf***ers.

Okay, do the... Do the punk wave. Do the punk wave. You are the same dude! Now, bless me, holiness, so I can be protected from these goofy-ass motherf***ers.

Get out! But seriously. This is to the people who voted this shit in. This cannot be what you mean by making America great again. This is a circus. Other countries are laughing at us right now. We gotta get rid of MAGA because they're not making America great again. They making America goofy asses. But that's just my opinion.

Get out! But seriously. This is to the people who voted this shit in. This cannot be what you mean by making America great again. This is a circus. Other countries are laughing at us right now. We gotta get rid of MAGA because they're not making America great again. They making America goofy asses. But that's just my opinion.

Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! That's right!

I have a dream.