Leslie Jones

This is what I'm hoping, that midterms people come out and vote like crazy to switch it over, and then the reckoning comes.

That's what I want all, everybody that worked for ICE, I want them in jail.

I want a reckoning.

Y'all know y'all did wrong stuff.

You know some of the stuff you did was so wrong.

I need a reckoning.

Because that's, to me, that's the only thing that's going to make it right.

What's up, y'all? Did you miss me? Because I definitely have an opinion. I got a problem with these Trump folks. It's not that y'all... It's not that they're corrupt, although they are. It's not that they're evil, although they are. It's not that they're women-hating, racist, unqualified dickheads who couldn't run a Dunkin' Donuts without burning it down. No.

What's up, y'all? Did you miss me? Because I definitely have an opinion. I got a problem with these Trump folks. It's not that y'all... It's not that they're corrupt, although they are. It's not that they're evil, although they are. It's not that they're women-hating, racist, unqualified dickheads who couldn't run a Dunkin' Donuts without burning it down. No.

My problem is these people are goofy-ass motherf... I thought... I thought Reagan was bad, but at least he knew how to talk. I thought Bush was bad, but at least he has a hilarious name. But what do we have now? J.D. Vance, R.F.K. Jr., and Elon Musk. I cannot believe America is gonna be ended by these loser incels! That's not how I plan to go out.

My problem is these people are goofy-ass motherf... I thought... I thought Reagan was bad, but at least he knew how to talk. I thought Bush was bad, but at least he has a hilarious name. But what do we have now? J.D. Vance, R.F.K. Jr., and Elon Musk. I cannot believe America is gonna be ended by these loser incels! That's not how I plan to go out.

I was going to go out and nestle peacefully between the two Michael B. Jordans. But instead, we get Elon Musk, who is doing this dumb shit.

I was going to go out and nestle peacefully between the two Michael B. Jordans. But instead, we get Elon Musk, who is doing this dumb shit.

Cut that goofy shit out. This is a cabinet meeting. Have some damn respect. This is official shit. How is this guy firing people? If this guy gave me a pink slip, I'd give his ass a black eye. Why don't you fire one of them hats, bitch? And by the way, how you gonna be Mr. Jokes when you don't even know when you hearing a joke?

Cut that goofy shit out. This is a cabinet meeting. Have some damn respect. This is official shit. How is this guy firing people? If this guy gave me a pink slip, I'd give his ass a black eye. Why don't you fire one of them hats, bitch? And by the way, how you gonna be Mr. Jokes when you don't even know when you hearing a joke?

He was kidding, you goofy mother... What is wrong with you? And how you got so many kids? Cause I wouldn't you with my enemies for . And I hate that bitch. I would rather a turkey based on, hell, I'd rather a turkey! Then we got RFK Jr., another goofing mother . Don't let them muscles fool you, he's a piece of shit. No, literally a piece of shit. This man swims in sewage like a ninja turtle.

He was kidding, you goofy mother... What is wrong with you? And how you got so many kids? Cause I wouldn't you with my enemies for . And I hate that bitch. I would rather a turkey based on, hell, I'd rather a turkey! Then we got RFK Jr., another goofing mother . Don't let them muscles fool you, he's a piece of shit. No, literally a piece of shit. This man swims in sewage like a ninja turtle.

And they're gonna try to teach us about health?

And they're gonna try to teach us about health?

Why the you sound like that? What's wrong with your voice? You don't sound healthy. You talk like you on a bad phone line. Hang up, I don't understand what you're saying. And I can't believe this man is from the Kennedys. I thought the Kennedys had swag. Why we got the T Moose Kennedy? I wish we could do it like we did back in the day.