Lewis Black

Whether you say our economy is in a recession, or a slowdown, or a war on money, one thing's for sure, the American people are literally losing the shirts off their back. Just look at this poor young orphan. At least I assume she's an orphan. What kind of parents would let that happen? Fortunately, the president is ready to bail us out with an economic stimulus package.

Whether you say our economy is in a recession, or a slowdown, or a war on money, one thing's for sure, the American people are literally losing the shirts off their back. Just look at this poor young orphan. At least I assume she's an orphan. What kind of parents would let that happen? Fortunately, the president is ready to bail us out with an economic stimulus package.

Finally, a waste of the taxpayers' money I can get behind. But I'm sorry, you said there were two aspects to the package.

Finally, a waste of the taxpayers' money I can get behind. But I'm sorry, you said there were two aspects to the package.

Fourthly... Fourthly, who wouldn't trust an economic plan from that guy? So how's it work? Well, right now the IRS is sending out rebate checks of $600 per person and $1,200 per couple. But that's not all.

Fourthly... Fourthly, who wouldn't trust an economic plan from that guy? So how's it work? Well, right now the IRS is sending out rebate checks of $600 per person and $1,200 per couple. But that's not all.

$300 per child? I can get twice that on the black market. Naturally, the administration thinks the rebate is the best thing since sliced taxes.

$300 per child? I can get twice that on the black market. Naturally, the administration thinks the rebate is the best thing since sliced taxes.

Finally, I get to use my tax money the way I want to? I wonder who I can invade for $600. But how are John and J-E-Q Public gonna spend their windfall? I'll use it to pay bills.

Finally, I get to use my tax money the way I want to? I wonder who I can invade for $600. But how are John and J-E-Q Public gonna spend their windfall? I'll use it to pay bills.

You're gonna pay your bills? Maybe I'd believe you more if you weren't standing in a Best Buy unless your bank is inside one of those iPod docking stations. At least he wasn't standing in a fireworks and porn store. That's where I'd be. But there's also a dark side to the stimulus package.

You're gonna pay your bills? Maybe I'd believe you more if you weren't standing in a Best Buy unless your bank is inside one of those iPod docking stations. At least he wasn't standing in a fireworks and porn store. That's where I'd be. But there's also a dark side to the stimulus package.

Maybe I can help. Don't click there! At the end of the day, this stimulus plan is about Americans buying crap to save an economy destroyed by America's love of buying crap. Will it work? Well, I've got 600 lottery tickets that say, I don't care! John? Lewis! Lewis Black, everybody! We'll be right back.

Maybe I can help. Don't click there! At the end of the day, this stimulus plan is about Americans buying crap to save an economy destroyed by America's love of buying crap. Will it work? Well, I've got 600 lottery tickets that say, I don't care! John? Lewis! Lewis Black, everybody! We'll be right back.

The All-American Basketball Alliance is an alternative brand to the NBA, today's professional basketball. But to take on the NBA, you need a hook. We're using all-white, American-born players. Wait, go back. All white? All white, to play and coach. is you must be Caucasian, and your parents must be Caucasian and born in the United States.

The All-American Basketball Alliance is an alternative brand to the NBA, today's professional basketball. But to take on the NBA, you need a hook. We're using all-white, American-born players. Wait, go back. All white? All white, to play and coach. is you must be Caucasian, and your parents must be Caucasian and born in the United States.

Yes.

Yes.

I stake my reputation that this is a serious matter.

I stake my reputation that this is a serious matter.