Lewis Black

Well, I'm quite fundamental basketball. basically just got left behind.

Well, I'm quite fundamental basketball. basically just got left behind.

I'm trying to return the game to the fundamental game of basketball, dribbling skills, shooting skills, passing skills, something called a playbook.

I'm trying to return the game to the fundamental game of basketball, dribbling skills, shooting skills, passing skills, something called a playbook.

I want the truth. Blacks overall are better athletes when it comes to the game of basketball. Well, yeah, they're black. See, we can make anything racist, Jason. And yet you make it look so easy. It is unfair to call me a racist. Of course. I was a child of integration, forced integration by the government. And let me tell you something, you want to deal with racism?

I want the truth. Blacks overall are better athletes when it comes to the game of basketball. Well, yeah, they're black. See, we can make anything racist, Jason. And yet you make it look so easy. It is unfair to call me a racist. Of course. I was a child of integration, forced integration by the government. And let me tell you something, you want to deal with racism?

Friends of yours that are on the white basketball team are pushed off the team because now all of a sudden you've got a very talented black athlete who are going to the same school and the coach wants to win. Now you want to talk about racism? I've lived racism.

Friends of yours that are on the white basketball team are pushed off the team because now all of a sudden you've got a very talented black athlete who are going to the same school and the coach wants to win. Now you want to talk about racism? I've lived racism.

There is a difference in the techniques.

There is a difference in the techniques.

This is what I'm talking about though, Jason. You see, here's this black player and he's mouthing off at a white guy. You see what I'm saying? A white guy of authority, he's mouthing off. This is the problem we're having in today's game. He's a dirty field because he has a whistle? That's right. Wow. That's right. I have a whistle too. Do you have it with you? Yeah. Okay.

This is what I'm talking about though, Jason. You see, here's this black player and he's mouthing off at a white guy. You see what I'm saying? A white guy of authority, he's mouthing off. This is the problem we're having in today's game. He's a dirty field because he has a whistle? That's right. Wow. That's right. I have a whistle too. Do you have it with you? Yeah. Okay.

Well, what are you doing with a whistle? Do you steal off a white player, a white man? You shouldn't have a whistle. This is the problem we're having.

Well, what are you doing with a whistle? Do you steal off a white player, a white man? You shouldn't have a whistle. This is the problem we're having.

Oh, yeah. I mean, after integration. Well, to tell you the truth, Jason, what I'm doing is I'm not a genius, okay? You could have fooled me. All I am is just speaking for the silent white middle America. I'm not here to please everyone or anyone.

Oh, yeah. I mean, after integration. Well, to tell you the truth, Jason, what I'm doing is I'm not a genius, okay? You could have fooled me. All I am is just speaking for the silent white middle America. I'm not here to please everyone or anyone.

You know, once upon a time, air travel was a pleasant experience. People got dressed up. The food was good. And if someone put their elbow on your armrest, you could burn it with your cigarette. Of course, nowadays, travel sucks. And it's only getting worse.

You know, once upon a time, air travel was a pleasant experience. People got dressed up. The food was good. And if someone put their elbow on your armrest, you could burn it with your cigarette. Of course, nowadays, travel sucks. And it's only getting worse.

Yeah, no shit. What else are you going to tell me? Alec Baldwin is no longer the gold standard in workplace safety? And look, I'm no aviation safety expert, but I'm pretty sure the plane is supposed to land right side up, not splayed on its back like it's waiting for a happy ending. Oh, Svetlana, my landing gear isn't gonna tickle itself.

Yeah, no shit. What else are you going to tell me? Alec Baldwin is no longer the gold standard in workplace safety? And look, I'm no aviation safety expert, but I'm pretty sure the plane is supposed to land right side up, not splayed on its back like it's waiting for a happy ending. Oh, Svetlana, my landing gear isn't gonna tickle itself.