Lewis Black

I would totally do that with you.

I would totally do that with you.

Oh, I see what you mean, yeah. But you know, Qaddafi is surrounded by, what is he surrounded by? Bahrain.

Oh, I see what you mean, yeah. But you know, Qaddafi is surrounded by, what is he surrounded by? Bahrain.

Yeah, pretends he's a nurse, but I've heard that maybe there's a little hanky-panky going, listen, I don't want a bad-mouthed Gaddafi. I want to talk about Watson the computer. Oh, let's talk about that. I'm happy to talk about that. You know that character? I love that guy. He was on Jeopardy! Crushed. He was on Jeopardy! and he crushed. You guys know Watson the Computer? Sure. Terrific. Yeah.

Yeah, pretends he's a nurse, but I've heard that maybe there's a little hanky-panky going, listen, I don't want a bad-mouthed Gaddafi. I want to talk about Watson the computer. Oh, let's talk about that. I'm happy to talk about that. You know that character? I love that guy. He was on Jeopardy! Crushed. He was on Jeopardy! and he crushed. You guys know Watson the Computer? Sure. Terrific. Yeah.

So, uh, and, uh, I watched it. It was cool. And, uh, the funny thing was, like, they were like, I wonder if, uh, who's gonna win? Watson the Computer? Or, uh, that guy that works down at the hat store. And, uh, First of all, I don't think you should be called Watson, because wasn't Watson the guy who didn't know Sherlock Holmes?

So, uh, and, uh, I watched it. It was cool. And, uh, the funny thing was, like, they were like, I wonder if, uh, who's gonna win? Watson the Computer? Or, uh, that guy that works down at the hat store. And, uh, First of all, I don't think you should be called Watson, because wasn't Watson the guy who didn't know Sherlock Holmes?

He should be Sherlock. Yeah, Watson was like, hey, what about this? And then he'd go, elementary, my idiot friend. So he should have been called Sherlock. But anyways, you know. It was a good aside. So Watson naturally beat. He's a computer. Crushed him. Killed him, you know. And even his stories were better, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?

He should be Sherlock. Yeah, Watson was like, hey, what about this? And then he'd go, elementary, my idiot friend. So he should have been called Sherlock. But anyways, you know. It was a good aside. So Watson naturally beat. He's a computer. Crushed him. Killed him, you know. And even his stories were better, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?

Like, when Alex Trebek would say the story, he'd go, Watson, I understand you have a story about jail, you know? And then Watson was like, yes, one time Oscar Wilde was in prison, and George Bernard Shaw came to him and said, why, Oscar, what are you doing in there? To which Oscar Wilde quickly retorted, why, George Bernard, what are you doing out there? You know?

Like, when Alex Trebek would say the story, he'd go, Watson, I understand you have a story about jail, you know? And then Watson was like, yes, one time Oscar Wilde was in prison, and George Bernard Shaw came to him and said, why, Oscar, what are you doing in there? To which Oscar Wilde quickly retorted, why, George Bernard, what are you doing out there? You know?

And the guy next to him was like, god damn, I was going to tell my story about the hat. I gave the guy the wrong hat that time.

And the guy next to him was like, god damn, I was going to tell my story about the hat. I gave the guy the wrong hat that time.

When does this show come on?

When does this show come on?

No!

No!