Liam Cullagh

I think they're perfect for the afternoon, like when I hit that slump. Yeah. It doesn't make me feel jittery.

All right, keep reflecting. All right.

Because that feels like eternities ago and when I barely knew you guys. I feel like the beginning stages of just getting to know each other's vibe was just very wholesome. And I remember just feeling, I was breaking out of my shell and just getting more comfortable. And that was just a fun process. seeing the flow and how it... I remember... Sorry, I was asleep.

Well, I don't think I was ever not friendly.

Or what if I was a different person? What if you didn't... What if we found out you had, like, someone's skin on? What if you had Craig? What if Craig was your producer? Who's Craig?

I knew that was fake.

I don't think I ever have. You guys already shower friends and your siblings? Did you guys watch Euphoria? Remember when Cassie had to do that?

Oh, that is the rock on. I don't know how to do this. Come on. I'll help you out. What do I do?

The grass is always greener. Well, you think it is.

Guys. Why?

Well, because he said it earlier, so now you're both.

Do you do it on camera?

You're both jumping on that.

Wait, when do you say it then? For the games? Like, for the matches?

Was it romantic?

She probably did.

Um, I was playing spin the bottle.

In like sixth grade. I was with Mia.

Yeah, no.

No, we were in a basement with a few of our guy friends. We were on Mia's street. She was really good friends with these guys who lived down the street. And I remember, I actually think, yeah, it was just like a little peck with this guy that ended up having a big crush on in high school, but then nothing ever happened.

It was one of those situations where It's like I would be really into him and then whenever he would like me back, it was like I wasn't interested in the fact that he liked me.

I got an alarm clock specifically.

Yeah, like a little.

No, I've been trying to charge my phone in the bathroom.

Wait, you guys, I just thought of a good idea.

Can you please toss me that accelerator, that orange accelerator behind you, and I'm going to make a mimosa with an accelerator.

No, I need to do things. Now I can look at the gadgets while I'm sitting here. I'm joking. I just need my drink.

Because when I have like one drink, I start getting sleepy, but now this will be perfect.

No, it's so terrible.

I love Reddit. I'm always on Reddit.

I think that's, yeah. I don't think there's any, I'm sure they love that, that you come to them all the time. Like I should talk, I should call my parents more.

Ty?

Of your parents? Yeah. Oh, probably your mom.

Your mom.

No. No?

Fourth of July. Thanksgiving. Fourth of July. I'm so excited for summer, you guys. I feel like we had a fun summer last summer. We did have a fun summer last summer. All of us? Yeah. I think you were there.

Thank you.

If you're an audio listener right now, you need to stop driving.

I get what you're saying. Big parades and spectacles.

Will's high. No, I'm not.

It's fine to say it once in a blue moon.

You should drink with us.

Okay. Where do you want to raise your kids? A house.

Oh, Lily's from here?

Yeah.

It's just a city. There's just pockets and it depends on the area.

That one looks sick. I live right by there and all the kids walking in there. It looks so cool. So cool. All their fits.

Do you guys want a Krispy Kreme?

I brought Krispy Kreme.

No.

I bought them Krispy Kreme. Well, not... Because of the donut. Just to celebrate.

And these are also for you guys.

You can't have them, but you can look at them. You can't have them, but they're for you.

Do you guys want one, though?

I had such a... Okay, I might as well give these to you guys now, too. When I was at Ralph's.

You can decide. I got you those Hot Wheels.

cars lauren okay so for the audio listening lauren just pulled out three new hot wheels and when i was picking these out there was a sweet old she wasn't that old but she goes are you buying those for your son i go no i'm buying them for my friends but like they're yeah they're essentially children no i go they're my friends they're like my brothers you're not far off and she just it was very cute what brothers

brothers and it was just sweet and then when she walked away she was like you have a or she's like god bless you I just like those interactions no here sometimes I say god bless you and I don't know why after someone sneezes well yes because I'm the bad boy of podcasting you nailed it that one I like it better because I'm the bad boy of podcasting Lauren these are so cool they're going right on the show

Oh, I should have showed him up close.

I just love the Playmates so much.

Jack, do you want one of these donuts? Yeah.

What? No. Do you want me to tell you this? Moldy suit.

Yeah.

Wait, should I have that?

Oh, wait. I think I've seen people wash their stuff with these.

No. Oh, no. This is different.

Furry? Like, white and furry and fuzzy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of understand that. Would you come from a scotch ad?

I love Mott's.

Also, you guys, you want to know what my favorite thing, one of my favorite things about today's episode is?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But when I don't have to Google things every five seconds. I just think it's more fun just to have the communication and not. Okay, let's watch this. But anyway.

I don't like Google.

I was dying at the last episode. I think I'm editing it right now for 99. When you were screaming at me. The voice you've been doing lately where it's like your mom yelling at you. Yeah, that.

Cheyenne.

That was a cool meeting.

I do turn your reds down sometimes.

I think I like dressing up too.

I feel like we're on our A game.

But we are going to start doing themes. Yes. Like, I want to all start matching colors or... You know what, Jane? Actually, an idea my sister gave was... Our sister. Our sister. I get to pick out... Like, we all get to pick each other's outfits for the day. Because I definitely have some, like, t-shirts or things that, like, one of you could fit into. Like, I have oversized shirts.

Oh, we bring our... Yeah. We bring an outfit for each other. Wouldn't that be funny?

Why doesn't she just act like she's really scared?

I probably would look good in them.

Wait, what are those again?

Oh, yeah. I would probably look good in those.

Wait, you guys.

You guys, I just thought of a perfect Halloween costume. Wait, wait, wait.

Also, Jack, this is so delicious with this in it.

What's his name? What's the friend's name in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

What if we did that for Halloween?

No, I know, just as like a work thing would be funny.

I'm obsessed with her.

Yeah, that would be fun. I feel like Will's more Cameron.

I don't know who that is. Yeah, that's Will. Will said that.

I've always wanted to be here for Hollis.

He looks more like this other dude I know that lives in LA.

Okay, wait.

I don't think we're logged into iCloud, so probably not.

I need... Yeah, no, but... I need you, I need you, I need you... You want to FaceTime your friend right now?

In Chicago?

Ooh, we should have a playdate parade.

Yeah. Why not? Yeah, in Ferris Bueller's.

You know what I'm saying. Say it for the folks at home.

Probably not. Would you want me to tell people?

Oh, you want to explore that?

I don't know, man. I'm spitballing. That's creepy to imagine.

Oh my gosh, he's really tall.

Wait, I don't want to go first. I need a second.

You guys look so dapper.

No, I just need a second.

Anything.

Thank you.

I am a very hard worker. It's a good balance. Thank you.

Thank you. Lauren, Will? Okay, one of my favorite things about Will is I think you... are not afraid to just be yourself completely and just give your opinion on anything. You're just very straightforward. I feel like you never have a front in any way. You're just always yourself and very transparent and honest. And that is a great trait to have.

I got the Groot. I am Groot. Groot Brut. American sparkling wine. Oh. Wait, no.

Wait, do they bring you, sorry, what were you going to say? What were you going to say? Do they bring you pajamas?

Yeah.

Wait, I actually do appreciate that though, because I feel like that's how I'm always trying to tell myself I want to be like, we're only here. I was, I saw some video about this earlier. Like we are here on this earth to like have fun and just like offer gifts to people and like be kind and make connections.

And I feel like I take everything so seriously and I'm always so stressed about everything, but it's like, we are just here to have fun. So I'm glad that you, that's how you perceive me. That's not how I feel, but that's great.

Okay. My favorite thing about Jack, this is kind of similar to what Will was saying, but you do have a very whimsical approach to life, and I feel like you were a very glass half full kind of guy in nine out of ten situations. You were very positive. You were one of the most positive people I feel like I know, and it encourages me to just...

So mean. No, not now. It's on my story. I want people to find it right now. We'll put it right here, but she's in the mirror and she's like... I had a good fit on.

No. This is an all-time roadmap record, which is perfect for the 100.

Buckle up. We're going to be here until Christmas.

All right, roadmap. Yeah, man, we're aura farming. Oh, the fun part's over.

I'm just kidding. No, no, no. I'm just kidding. Today. No, I'm kidding.

Getting down to business.

Oh, I forgot.

Who should I be?

I don't know.

Okay.

Big 100 pitch submissions. We're going to do 100 pitch submissions. All right.

Yeah. All right.

Okay. First pitch is from Julia Buchholz. Buchholz. Sorry if I'm butchering your last name. She says, hey, Jack and the beanstalk.

What is the worst part about having a long layover at the airport?

Julia says the worst part about having a long layover is not knowing what to do with the couple hours on your hands. Hear me out. Roller coasters. Each airport has a specific roller coaster that you get to mark off your airport bucket list. Two hours before you need to make your connecting flight, hop in line and go for the ride of a lifetime. Look forward to your layover with airport coasters.

Been to Denver? Yeah, sick upside down loops. Been LAX? Yeah, I don't know how they do it, but going underground was so cool. I don't know. I'm high level. And if you don't want airport pitches, this podcast isn't for you. Keep up the good work, fellas. Yes.

Julia.

I feel like it wouldn't even be that expensive either.

I've had the most insane knots in my back recently. Knots in back? They hurt so bad. If anyone has a massage, they're... Actually, no.

Oh, what? Don't look at my arm.

Oh, thanks. Thank you. Okay. Thank you, Julia. Next pitch is from TJ Kiefer.

Why?

Oh, well, thank you.

Thank you.

Okay.

Will, you think the airplane's a sexy place? Thank you. Yes. No, no, no. I'm asking. Yeah.

Jesus. That's great.

Killing it.

Damn. Wait, what do your runs range from?

I got them rubber duckies. You got. Oh, it went in the bag.

Why?

Like maybe half.

Where do you guys meet and end?

Okay. Where was I? TJ says, TJ Kiefer, hi, Ed, Ed, and Eddie.

Ed.

What's the worst part about finding a new job?

wait what was the question again what's the worst part about finding a new job um having to do your resume again and you're like a cover if there's a cover letter that's game over well i won't do it specific to each company yeah yeah awful um tj says it is not knowing what life is really like in this new role so enter vision cast this is a job finding website

that works essentially the same as your typical one, but each job has a live stream connected to someone who is currently in that role, so you can see what that position truly entails in the day-to-day. Thinking about becoming a... This is weird that we're just talking about this. Thinking about becoming a hibachi chef?

Search for the role in your local area and tune into a current chef at the job who's wearing meta glasses or something and see what it's like. Marine biologist, trash man, scientist, heck, even a mailman. This is great because it can be a stream-as-you-wish type of service where people register independently and work with the cameras they have. In other words, Uber drivers don't get provided cars.

The possibilities are endless. Get to know your future role in first person with Visioncast.

No, I love this.

No, every time I go to the airport, I'm like, who's, like, who's crushing on me right now?

Yeah.

I feel like it would speak highly to the company that they want to be a part of this.

Yeah, they are.

No, no, no.

Bogo. Oh.

Dude, I'm looking at the calendar. Just keep talking.

No.

I thought you said popcorn.

No, I am. Are you sure? I'm having so much fun. I was just checking in on our calendar and making sure everything is... Lauren, I didn't mean to snap at you.

Tomorrow?

What? No, we're off.

Ooh.

Relatable.

No, it's good. If anything, maybe you put a little gel in it.

Move your hand, Jack. I think, this is so funny. Riveting.

I think Will's a little longer.

But yours is curly.

I feel like you have very different hair textures.

No, no, no, just like looking at, I feel like you have more straight hair. You have curls.

I don't think anyone has better.

Cleveland.

Yeah, much of Ohio is just like farmland.

Here we go. And go buy our shirts.

Call him back. Wait, that was like a do not disturb, right?

I think the fun in this segment, though, is that it keeps the playmates on their toes. They don't know what they're going to get.

Oh, I think it's incredible.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah.

Oh, that was great. That was great. I'm glad that ended that way.

That was perfect.

Me and my sister's new hobby.

You guys know Uncle Bobby? Who's Bobby? Uncle Bobby with the little blog.

That's awesome. Yeah, he rocks.

All right, well, who do we have?

I don't know. I would get kind of excited if I saw it.

Hammered. Eric. Eric.

Eric.

What was wrong with that? That was good. That was good.

Irreconcilable.

What?

No, no, it's right there. Look. Gorgeous.

Gorgeous, gorgeous.

Billy's here. Billy, we're all hammered.

No, not anymore. I was before.

I like that.

Gorgeous.

They look comfy, too, like sweatpants.

Those look good.

I wasn't doing anything or getting Ubers. Was Uber not running?

At Dayton, I kind of just walked everywhere anyway. So not really.

This week until Wednesday.

Wait, do you have a song?

Real quickie.

Song of the day.

We will because our, I'll cut this, but because not came late, they were supposed to start at 1115 and we went to like 1130. Oh.

Can you fix it?

Oh, yeah.

Pirate.

Stop.

New coat. He's got a new hoodie and everybody's roasting him really hard for it. Can you just tell him he looks very handsome?