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Will & Rusty's Playdate

100th episode goes NUTS

Mon, 28 Apr 2025

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To celebrate 100 beautiful episodes, Will, Rusty, and Lauren reflect on their fondest Playdate memories, share their favorite things about each other, and explain why 7–14 people is the perfect size for a group hang. They also talk high school firsts, tall babies, and revive the Permitting Division of the Building Department for an epic squirrel prank call. Plus, AFTV’s Liam Cullagh and Billy Langdon join to draft sayings, rom-coms, slang words, and country songs that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW BILLY: https://www.instagram.com/stilllwell/ FOLLOW LIAM: https://www.instagram.com/liamcullagh_/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: ACCELERATOR AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. UPGRADE YOUR ENERGY HERE https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/FB06B38E-F0C2-479F-9DA5-FD4A1C852B07?channel=Playdate GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. 00:00 Intro 07:14 Why Airplanes are Sexy 19:10 Reflection 32:15 Adulting 42:30 Looking Forward 50:35 Moldy Suits 01:00:32 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 01:11:54 Our Favorite Things About Each Other 01:18:52 Roadmap 01:20:14 Pitch Submissions 01:33:25 Pitches 01:38:49 Prank Calls 01:52:40 This Guy Rocks 01:56:40 Teach Me Something 02:04:14 Drafts #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of episode 100?

5.134 - 9.336 Rusty

Playdate episode 100. Woo!

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9.596 - 13.598 Billy

Most podcasts get canceled after 99. Statistically, I looked this up.

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13.818 - 17.86 Rusty

Yes. 95% of podcasts are canceled after the 99th episode.

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17.94 - 18.421 Billy

Is that true?

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18.481 - 18.661 Rusty

Yeah.

19.021 - 41.989 Billy

Wow. All right, so we are in the minority. Guys, we did it. This is the mountaintop. Yeah, this is it. It's all downhill from here. It is all downhill from here in the sense that it's going to be a lot easier. Yes. We're going to try a lot less. We're going to get hammered. We actually are going to get hammered today, Lauren. Come on. Come on. Lauren's got some champagne.

42.89 - 44.111 Rusty

You got the Groot?

44.311 - 50.535 Liam Cullagh

I got the Groot. I am Groot. Groot Brut. American sparkling wine. Oh. Wait, no.

50.895 - 52.356 Rusty

I threw something at you.

Chapter 2: Why do most podcasts get canceled after 99 episodes?

52.416 - 55.858 Liam Cullagh

I got them rubber duckies. You got. Oh, it went in the bag.

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55.878 - 59.54 Rusty

Oh, that went in the bag. There's no camera on it, but that was a cool way that rubber duck landed.

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59.72 - 65.143 Billy

Guys, I think we just want to take, did you have to put tape on that that says do not drink?

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65.223 - 65.523 Liam Cullagh

Yeah.

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66.143 - 70.666 Billy

Why? That's just life in the Friday beers. You were worried someone would drink that bottle of champagne before noon, didn't you?

70.686 - 73.547 Liam Cullagh

I don't know. I would get kind of excited if I saw it.

73.567 - 80.651 Billy

You would get excited if you saw it? I am Groot. Well, we know why Lauren would get excited. It's actually from Guardians of the Galaxy.

81.562 - 109.788 Billy

gardens of the galaxies vineyard lauren pop that bad boy i will but you guys wait please hold on to them no that what i was saying is like the thing i've been saying i am group that's a thing from um for we i think we should take a moment here let's reflect we've done we've done a hundred episodes now guys a hundred memories oh it's like what's lauren doing It's like ASMR, but it sucks.

109.868 - 115.037 Billy

The opposite of ASMR.

Chapter 3: What are our favorite memories from the podcast?

Chapter 4: What makes the perfect group hang size?

290.665 - 293.365 Rusty

100 podcasts.

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294.766 - 312.85 Billy

My glass broke. All right, cheers. All right, Lauren, get back over there and let's get this thing cooking because we got a lot to talk about. Guys, we are doing a mega episode today, so if you have anything to do for the next couple hours, cancel it. We're going for five hours. We're going until the empty netters... Try to kill us.

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313.11 - 337.116 Billy

I have a flight at 11 p.m., and I think I'm going to miss it because of this. Tonight. Are you going out tonight? Going out tonight. I'm going out tonight. I'm going out tonight. I'm going out tonight. Yeah, we got upgraded to first class. Wow. Did you use one of your upgrades? I did use one of my upgrades. So I guess we paid for it in a sense. It's Flynn's first time flying first class.

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337.136 - 339.817 Billy

She's very excited about it. Ooh. Blue collar lady.

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340.077 - 340.277 Rusty

Nice.

340.497 - 353.625 Billy

And... I'm very excited. We are not sitting in the same. We're not sitting next to each other right now on the seat map. So I'm going to have to be the guy that already said that we already talked about this. I'm gonna have to be the guy that's like that everyone hates.

353.645 - 359.87 Rusty

That's like, oh, would you move? So I feel like I don't mind that. Like I offered that up on my recent.

359.91 - 361.731 Liam Cullagh

Why doesn't she just act like she's really scared?

Chapter 5: What are some funny high school firsts?

361.971 - 364.593 Rusty

Yeah. Or really, really, really hurt.

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365.493 - 397.193 Billy

hurt ow just hurt enough that someone would want to switch but not hard enough that oh we got some we got some joker wailing in 5c right now um i'm so hurt here's my here's my thinking ow Somebody switch with me. They're like, why would that remedy? I'm hurt. Ow. I'm in so much pain, but just enough that I could get through this six hour flight. It's so hard. Ow.

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397.913 - 411.786 Billy

I need someone to take off this red eye flight where everyone's trying to sleep. I'm in so much pain. Red eye. But my thinking is like, so she's in 5C. I'm in 2A. Yeah. So she's aisle. I'm window. Yep.

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412.646 - 432.532 Billy

if i offer the guy or vice versa sorry if i offer the guy who's in five on the aisle to move up closer to the front of the plane he's still in an aisle i feel like that's a fair yeah you're gonna be fine yeah it's perfect at all um i've been talking you might even get a round of applause They're like, this guy's a hero. You gotta wear this, though. Should I?

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433.232 - 434.333 Liam Cullagh

You guys look so dapper.

436.374 - 440.835 Billy

On a red-eye flight wearing a full suit. All right, let's get comfy.

442.276 - 446.077 Liam Cullagh

Wait, do they bring you, sorry, what were you going to say? What were you going to say? Do they bring you pajamas?

446.097 - 453.16 Billy

Pajamas? No. Everyone's like changing in their seats. They do on like overseas flights.

453.18 - 453.44 Rusty

Really? Yeah.

Chapter 6: What are the details of the epic squirrel prank call?

1140.714 - 1148.719 Billy

Damn right. If you need a sign to go try it, this is it, my friends. Hit the link in the bio to get it on Amazon. Let's get back to the episode.

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1149.199 - 1176.472 Rusty

um lauren if there were what is is if there's one memory from the hundred episodes of this podcast that we've had together that say that to you i talked about the one where i got my fingers stuck together you haven't talked about one yet but i have to think lauren it's all a blur it could be the fingers one too that was that was a good one um i don't know it's honestly just weird to think back to when we were in the old studio

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1178.352 - 1200.046 Liam Cullagh

Because that feels like eternities ago and when I barely knew you guys. I feel like the beginning stages of just getting to know each other's vibe was just very wholesome. And I remember just feeling, I was breaking out of my shell and just getting more comfortable. And that was just a fun process. seeing the flow and how it... I remember... Sorry, I was asleep.

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1200.086 - 1207.591 Billy

What? I remember... I'm joking, I'm joking. ...noticing that you were starting to become more friendly with us, which I liked.

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1207.891 - 1209.712 Liam Cullagh

Well, I don't think I was ever not friendly.

1209.732 - 1217.578 Billy

We just didn't know each other that well. And now we're... Like, what are the odds that... Because you and I already knew each other. But, like, what if you just stunk? Or we stunk too?

1217.618 - 1225.383 Liam Cullagh

Or what if I was a different person? What if you didn't... What if we found out you had, like, someone's skin on? What if you had Craig? What if Craig was your producer? Who's Craig?

1226.484 - 1257.046 Billy

oh he got fired didn't he yeah wait was the finger thing in the old office or this one old one right yeah i think so right yeah you just got fingered oh also i knew that was a joke No one's getting fingered. Everyone just settled down. I knew that was fake. Finger me now.

1257.266 - 1258.528 Liam Cullagh

I knew that was fake.

Chapter 7: How do we draft sayings, rom-coms, and songs that don't exist?

1639.421 - 1640.422 Liam Cullagh

Yeah, like a little.

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1640.502 - 1648.189 Billy

You grew up in the 90s. Lauren's day starts every morning with that scene in the movies where they're fumbling for the clock. No, it's birds chirping.

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1648.249 - 1652.413 Rusty

It's better than mine. I have a fucking rooster and I can never find him.

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1656.716 - 1660.099 Liam Cullagh

No, I've been trying to charge my phone in the bathroom.

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1660.359 - 1676.08 Rusty

Oh, you leave it in the bathroom? Yeah, I've only done this like two nights in a row, actually. But it's been good because the amount of time I waste. The amount of times I open with the brick thing, like the amount of times I open Instagram and then it says like, you're bricked.

1677.367 - 1701.803 Billy

and like you it's so second nature that i do it like eight times you know what i mean like it's like even though i know that it's brick it's like that meme of the dog like where like its back is moving in one direction and it's thing and it's like me like opening and closing instagram yes yeah it's like i just keep opening even though every time i'm like oh wait no i can't but so i like read the i read like a article last night i forgot what it was about but it was put me right to sleep

1704.804 - 1724.89 Billy

I've gotten into this new... There's this account on Spotify that puts, like, very niche sleep noises. So it'll, like... You know how normally it's, like, waves crashing or rain or whatever? Yeah. This guy combines them. So last night I was listening to rain falling on a crackling fire. Oh, that sounds fun. It was awesome. Wait, doesn't that just put it out?

1725.63 - 1733.133 Billy

Well, I don't think he was doing... I don't think that's how he did it. He just took the two audio tracks and put them over each other. Got it. But so...

1734.533 - 1760.939 Billy

what i didn't they're like 15 hours long so it takes a minute to load yeah and so i fall asleep like really fucking quickly so i like press play put my phone on the thing and then go to bed and i pressed it last night laid down and like i was already like semi asleep after like three seconds and then a like loud ass like home depot ad because he has to monetize this so the first two and a Or ads.

Chapter 8: What are our thoughts on adulting and responsibilities?

2541.779 - 2547.621 Rusty

This thing keeps breaking. Do you want a good one? No. It's unique. I love it for what it is.

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2547.741 - 2548.521 Rusty

Oh, solidarity.

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2551.943 - 2579.484 Billy

we're a hundred episodes in let's look a thousand episodes in we will now have kids and they're all gonna be free a thousand episodes how long is it taking us to get to a hundred just over a year and a half a year and a half but we also doubled our output so in theory it should take us Like a year for the next... I'm saying 10,000. Less than. Yeah, I know.

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2579.524 - 2581.085 Rusty

I'm trying to figure out what year it's going to be.

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2582.086 - 2584.328 Billy

All right, let's just say it's 2032.

2585.609 - 2585.749 Rusty

I'm 31.

2585.809 - 2597.518 Billy

That's like about right, I think. Lauren's 45. Okay, we're all 30-something. Okay. We all have a kid, probably. No. Okay.

2597.578 - 2599.12 Rusty

We all have one kid we share.

2599.14 - 2605.229 Billy

Yeah. We have a kid chair. We take turns. But what are our kids going to be like, and are they going to be friends?

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