Liam Richardson

Last time... Wait, hold on.

They divided this into two podcast episodes?

Why?

It's a 30-minute television pilot.

Fine, but why are we doing a recap?

All that really happened in the first episode is that you and I met and decided to start a band together.

Also, you told me someone from the school orchestra left you a hate note in your locker, but you're not sure who.

Whom?

Who?

Also, you told me in no uncertain terms that you don't date bandmates, which is fine, because I definitely don't have a crush on you that's threatening to blow up into a full-on obsession.

I was.

It's always the B string.

It's like it hates me.

Okay, here we go.

Why does the moon look so big and other times look so small?

Why is it up there at all?

And how come the sun gets so hot and other times it is not like nighttime winter and fall?

anything anything anything except that i like

Why do those weird colored lights Way up around the North Pole Dance through the night sky sometimes?

And does that magical swirl Somehow explain how a girl Can shimmer, sparkle, and shine?