Lily

Now I know why he won't call me back.

Well, the guy and the strategy kind of go hand in hand.

Oh, man, I guess it sounds silly, but it always cheers me up.

So I was having a really bad day.

And when I have bad days, I take a little cue from out of the Breakfast at Tiffany's handbook where I'll dress up and make myself feel really pretty.

And I'll go to like some random store.

And if there's a cute guy that's working there, I'll, I don't know, maybe put on a little bit of the stupid girl act and get him to sort of try to talk to me.

Like what?

It makes me feel a little bit better about myself when I'm feeling down.

So this particular day, I went to a pet store.

A pet store, and there's all these cute animals, which is delightful, and there's a really cute guy working there.

Right.

Exactly.

So I'm sort of wandering around like the cat section, like with the cat beds and stuff.

And when he passed by, I said, I'm so sorry.

These dog beds just look so itty bitty.

Like, do you have anything a little bigger?

He's like, oh, you're in the cat section.

Here's the dog beds.

And we kind of hit it off and we started chatting.