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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update Classic: Pet Store Probation

19 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 16.614 Jeff

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And while we do truly hope that you take some time to reflect on the civil rights movement and what Martin Luther King Jr. stood for. Absolutely. We also hope you take some time to laugh, too. Yeah, that's also important. Yeah. So that's why we're going to play you a classics.

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16.654 - 19.879 Jeff

Before we get to it, though, Alexis, what do you have? What do you have for comments?

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19.859 - 41.318 Alexis

Yes, Cindy said, I'm currently in the NICU with my baby boy who came early. And since December, this podcast has kept me company during long days and long nights. That's so tough. You're doing so good. I'm truly thankful for Uncle Jeff, Uncle Jose, Aunt Brooke, and Aunt Alexis. I want to name him Nick. I am going to be the cool aunt for sure.

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41.378 - 44.361 Jeff

I promise. Let's not go too far down this road.

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44.381 - 45.602 Unknown

No, no, no. She'll buy him real.

45.622 - 47.584 Alexis

It's exactly what I was going to say.

47.604 - 53.764 Brooke

All right. Let's get to the podcast. It's starting right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

54.942 - 66.357 Jose

How many times have we heard guys come on this show and say, oh, man, I have a foolproof way of meeting hot, available ladies, and it works every time?

66.437 - 69.762 Jeff

Yeah. At least ten. And then they're always on the show with us.

Chapter 2: What unique dating strategy does Lily use to meet guys?

131.317 - 142.15 Lily

And if there's a cute guy that's working there, I'll, I don't know, maybe put on a little bit of the stupid girl act and get him to sort of try to talk to me. Like what?

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142.17 - 150.4 Jeff

Like, are these shoes? What do you do while shopping? Why can't we see air?

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150.56 - 153.664 Unknown

What's your name?

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153.644 - 161.794 Lily

It makes me feel a little bit better about myself when I'm feeling down. So this particular day, I went to a pet store.

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161.814 - 165.479 Jeff

Oh, okay. I was picturing you in a mall or something.

165.539 - 169.483 Alexis

I know, and I was like, it's full of high school workers. We're in a pet store.

169.503 - 176.993 Lily

A pet store, and there's all these cute animals, which is delightful, and there's a really cute guy working there.

178.394 - 179.736 Unknown

And a guy who likes animals.

179.851 - 203.713 Lily

Right. Exactly. So I'm sort of wandering around like the cat section, like with the cat beds and stuff. And when he passed by, I said, I'm so sorry. These dog beds just look so itty bitty. Like, do you have anything a little bigger? He's like, oh, you're in the cat section. Here's the dog beds. And we kind of hit it off and we started chatting. Okay.

Chapter 3: How does Lily's shopping experience lead to a connection?

402.3 - 408.411 Jose

He actually has a doctorate from Harvard in kinesiology. No, not that. Jose, spell kinesiology for everyone.

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408.892 - 416.304 Unknown

I don't even know if it starts with a K or a C. C, humble. Probably K-E-N. I love that about Jose. He's so smart.

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416.405 - 417.246 Jose

He really is.

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417.266 - 422.414 Unknown

It's sad that you guys really don't think I'm smart. Just kidding. Just like with Jose and his love life.

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422.775 - 432.008 Jose

Maybe Lily played it up a little bit too much when she met Ethan at the pet store. She's worried maybe that's the reason he's not meeting up with her a second time.

432.108 - 434.491 Jeff

I mean, it could be uncute to a certain point.

434.632 - 442.302 Unknown

Yeah, I was the one who was like, oh, this is brilliant because guys want to help. But I also agree there's a fine line. If a girl's a total idiot, you don't want to date that either.

442.443 - 447.61 Jeff

Are you ready to be a smarty around him, Lily? Because we know you are. Or maybe a mini. Just be like in the middle. Yeah.

448.619 - 460.155 Lily

Well, no, I mean, I want to be with somebody who likes me for who I naturally am. But, you know, I understand that it's not always great to start things out guns blazing with, you know, Hermione Granger.

Chapter 4: What went wrong after Lily's initial interaction with Ethan?

612.958 - 614.541 Ethan

Okay, so hang out outside the store.

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614.561 - 622.215 Jeff

What's the problem? I think she's just using that as an opening to talk to you. I don't think that that means... She would love if you asked her out.

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622.651 - 635.062 Ethan

Yeah, I just, I don't know. I'm not in a place right now where I was really even expecting something like this. I just, I'm hesitant. There's, you know, there's other things. It's sort of complicated. Does that make sense?

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636.023 - 652.557 Jose

Not really. And maybe it's something where you don't want to talk to us because you don't know us, but it might be better if you just told Lily directly. I like that. Because she's actually on the other line right now and has been listening to this entire conversation, dude. Oh. All right, this is going to get weird.

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653.093 - 669.019 Lily

Hey, Ethan. So, yeah, I was listening and a lot of it didn't really make sense to me either. I just I thought you were really cool. And, you know, whatever it is, I just I'd love to know and, you know, sort this out.

670.001 - 673.546 Ethan

No, I'm sorry. I'll cut to it. I don't really work there.

674.007 - 679.452 Jeff

What? What? Wait, what'd you say? You don't work at the pet store?

680.034 - 681.297 Ethan

Yeah, well, not anymore.

682.32 - 682.981 Jeff

What?

Chapter 5: Why does Ethan hesitate to pursue a relationship with Lily?

890.554 - 892.496 Jose

We're all going out on a limb for you if you'll say yes.

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893.517 - 899.285 Ethan

Yeah, I don't know. I appreciate you paying for the first one, but I don't know. Okay, we'll pay for the next five dates.

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899.665 - 900.426 Unknown

Oh, my God, Jeff.

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900.446 - 902.569 Jeff

We will pay for the wedding. How about this?

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902.589 - 904.19 Unknown

You're going to bankrupt the station, bro.

904.351 - 908.736 Jeff

How about he just keeps Lily's number and when he's ready, can he text you?

908.902 - 924.413 Lily

I mean, yeah, totally. But I mean, I have to say, you know, it doesn't sound like you're really that into it. And I'm not, you know, if you were interested, you'd be interested. You're right. You're right.

925.861 - 930.928 Ethan

I mean, listen, the way I'm looking at it is I got to get right for me to be right for somebody else.

931.068 - 933.151 Alexis

Maybe if you showed the clip, she'd stop asking.

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