Lincoln Allan

I'm just unplugging it.

Fuck it.

But anyway, so that's good.

I get to have both of your guns where I live, which I'm looking forward to.

I got into me Mount Larkin show work, boys.

Oh, I can't wait to hear this.

Bro, it's just fucking awesome.

So we had a good thing for the kids.

I think this is the first year where they're proper old enough to just walk around, you tell them what the plan is, they're all good, and no drama's meant.

And, like, we nailed it too.

We gave them the big feed before we went so they weren't getting there hungry as fuck, a proper big feed, and then get there early in the morning, 8.39am,

Do the big lap, see the chooks, see all the fucking animals, the petting, like little petting zoo, all that sort of stuff.

Got them little earmuffs each, like from Bunnings a while ago.

So they all sat there and watched the chainsaws and the axes until they started getting over that, which was fucking cool.

How do you know I'm about Alpha Fest, P?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I reckon we might be on there, mate.

Because, you know, I'm always on the clock, boys.

I was enjoying myself, but I was also like, right, this sort of show is perfect for both adults and kids.