Ep. 552 - Queefta Of The Week
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What event are the trendsetters preparing for?
Trendsetters, make sure you get ready for Tuesday the 30th of June at 8am. No point giving us a date without any information, Tommy. What are they getting ready for? Mate, the podcast Royale 3.0 tickets, tables and the lot goes on sale 8am. Last two years, these have always been smoked. So get onto the website alpha-events.com.au at 8am on Tuesday the 30th of June to secure your tickets. It's easily the best card we've had and we have not done this much fun shit around it yet. Before we get into it, we also want to say thanks to our sponsors.
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Welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blokes podcast.
We are here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete that noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, winning a tin, the athlete's choice. Do you reckon they heard me say welcome back? Just. It was probably on the same volume level as me. We just equaled it out.
Yeah, they didn't even know I was whispering.
What are the podcast's sponsors and their messages?
Nah, they didn't.
Yeah.
Anyway. Hey, look, there's plenty of reasons to have a beer, right? I think we all know that by now. Right. But birthdays are a big reason to have a beer. Curious George's birthday today. Give him a clap. Let's go.
Yesterday as you're listening.
He was only 19.
Yeah.
Well, he still is. He was only 18. Now he's 19. He is only 19. Young whippersnapper. Yeah. Isn't he? He's fine on his feet though, Pooh. Yeah, let's just say that. Look, he's getting there slowly. Mate, a little bit. A lot's changed in him since he's had his new haircut. Yeah, well, he fucking, as soon as he got his haircut right that same day, we're going away next week on that trip. And we said, oh, we've just got to get these swags ready sort of thing. Oh, mate. So I'm sitting on the couch sort of getting a few notes together, a couple of meetings, sending a few emails off. I look out and Curious is setting up his swag, no shirt, got the fucking hat off, mullet swinging in the breeze. I had to go remind him that my wife's in the building.
Yeah. He's a rather.
Like, I don't think he shaves. You don't shave, do you, Curious? Just shake your head.
What, my face?
Yeah, your face. Yeah, I do.
Do you grow a beard if you leave it? Very poorly. Yeah. He's got heaps of years to go, though. But have you seen his hairy bucket? His chest tubes and ball throw is on point. I don't know about his ball throw, but, yeah, he's a – that mullet, like, I think it just sort of – Yeah, really opened him up. But, yeah, I had to remind him, you know, my wife's in the building. Lift your shirt up, Curious. No. But, yeah, you can weave a rug with him. He's fucking. Oh, he's hairy, isn't he? But I just mean that hairstyle has done things to him. Oh, yeah. Confidence. Like he's strutting. Strutting around. And he deserves to be. It's one of the great mullets. It is a good mullet. I didn't realise his hair was so curly. Yeah.
Yeah, bro. Because, yeah, like, you know, heaps. You're heaps better, Curious. It's great. But you're a hairy little fucker, I tell you. Yeah, fucking I am. So it's going great. We actually got to take, because we were going to take him out for lunch, but it so happens that some other unit ran into a power pole again. I remember a fair few episodes back we had to go record at Queefda's place one day because some unit drove into a power pole on the same street as the old studio.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What event are the trendsetters preparing for?
0:00–2:04
2
What are the podcast's sponsors and their messages?
2:04–5:39
3
How did Curious George celebrate his birthday?
5:39–13:44
4
What is the significance of the Podcast Royale 3.0 tickets?
13:44–56:20
5
What are the highlights from the weekend's events?
56:20–56:55
6
What updates are there on Liam Paro's title fight?
56:55–57:18
7
What is the Queefta Of The Week segment about?
57:18–1:01:07
8
What insights are shared in Poo's Reviews?
1:01:07–1:54:52