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Alpha Blokes Podcast

Ep. 552 - Queefta Of The Week

22 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What event are the trendsetters preparing for?

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Trendsetters, make sure you get ready for Tuesday the 30th of June at 8am. No point giving us a date without any information, Tommy. What are they getting ready for? Mate, the podcast Royale 3.0 tickets, tables and the lot goes on sale 8am. Last two years, these have always been smoked. So get onto the website alpha-events.com.au at 8am on Tuesday the 30th of June to secure your tickets.

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27.09 - 35.404 Lincoln Allan

It's easily the best card we've had and we have not done this much fun shit around it yet. Before we get into it, we also want to say thanks to our sponsors.

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35.384 - 38.407 Cian Tracy

Better beer. You know the drill. A man's not a camel.

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So get into any good bottle shop and stock up today. CTC, get one of the best hats in Australia on your dome today.

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45.315 - 51.461 Cian Tracy

SP Tools, the official tool of the trendsetter. Papa Macro's, keeping the kegs off medium shitty.

51.702 - 66.423 Lincoln Allan

Use the code ALPHA for $30 off your first order and ALPHA10 for 10% off reoccurring orders. Port West, if you want to be safe and still look deadly, get onto Port West. Built tough, just like this community. And Ned's the bookie of choice at Alpha Blokes HQ. Stay Nedley.

69.731 - 78.874 Bruno Satin

I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.

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Safety first, stay focused, keep pinging the code.

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Welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blokes podcast.

Chapter 2: What are the podcast's sponsors and their messages?

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Nah, they didn't.

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125.585 - 126.226 Cian Tracy

Yeah.

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126.246 - 138.612 Lincoln Allan

Anyway. Hey, look, there's plenty of reasons to have a beer, right? I think we all know that by now. Right. But birthdays are a big reason to have a beer. Curious George's birthday today. Give him a clap. Let's go.

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Yesterday as you're listening.

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He was only 19.

142.692 - 143.093 Cian Tracy

Yeah.

143.113 - 168.202 Lincoln Allan

Well, he still is. He was only 18. Now he's 19. He is only 19. Young whippersnapper. Yeah. Isn't he? He's fine on his feet though, Pooh. Yeah, let's just say that. Look, he's getting there slowly. Mate, a little bit. A lot's changed in him since he's had his new haircut. Yeah, well, he fucking, as soon as he got his haircut right that same day, we're going away next week on that trip.

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And we said, oh, we've just got to get these swags ready sort of thing. Oh, mate. So I'm sitting on the couch sort of getting a few notes together, a couple of meetings, sending a few emails off. I look out and Curious is setting up his swag, no shirt, got the fucking hat off, mullet swinging in the breeze. I had to go remind him that my wife's in the building. Yeah. He's a rather.

194.312 - 198.419 Cian Tracy

Like, I don't think he shaves. You don't shave, do you, Curious? Just shake your head.

Chapter 3: How did Curious George celebrate his birthday?

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Oh, the Bogan Starlights? Yeah. Whenever you're headlining sacks, you just put thumbtacks in it instead of replacing it. It's way cheaper.

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345.893 - 367.868 Lincoln Allan

Yeah. And we love that. He's really just growing into this figure that he's, you know. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. Yeah. So we love him. Happy birthday, Curious. Doing well, brother. Yeah. Now, it's been a pretty quiet week, really. You know, across the board, trendsetters, which is good because it's not always like that. The calm before the storm, they call it, Pooh.

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367.888 - 368.349 Cian Tracy

That's right.

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And the storm will be another NT adventure next week. Yes, sir. Bright and early, Monday morning. Sunday we'll be recording, so we'll just be peeling the flats. What are you most excited about, you reckon?

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Shooting fireworks at people?

381.932 - 383.599 Bruno Satin

Yeah, same.

383.619 - 406.872 Lincoln Allan

But you can do it. I've done it before. I mean, it's not advised close range, but you can definitely do it. Now, when we say it's quiet, don't stress, though. We've got plenty today to keep us entertained. Podcast Royale tickets are coming fucking fast. We'll tell you more about them later. We've had that many Queefda doppelgangers that we've had to make. We didn't have a choice.

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We had to make a new segment, Queefda of the Week. That's right. So wait for that one. It'll be at the end of the show before Pooh's reviews. We've got seven entries.

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This week alone.

Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Podcast Royale 3.0 tickets?

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Now I'm just a little bit on the fence like, come on, Joe. Yeah, is this lost? Yeah. Stop turd. Yeah. Coifter, how was your weekend, brother?

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833.189 - 849.56 Damian Mu

Good, mate. Finished the Queensland vlog. Thanks for everyone who's gotten around it. Mm-hmm. We did the old classic on Saturday. Katie's like, oh, I want to watch this movie with you. And I'm like, oh, I want to watch this one too. So we did the mattress in the lounge room thing. Love that. Love it. Just ordered some pizzas and did that on the Saturday and chilled.

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849.58 - 852.366 Damian Mu

And I've been getting into my Red Dead Redemption work.

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853.147 - 856.373 Cian Tracy

Oh, I'm a big Red Dead guy. That's one of the cool games.

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856.387 - 861.217 Damian Mu

Because I've never played it and I just started playing one and fuck, it's prime. It's a good game.

861.417 - 886.42 Lincoln Allan

Yeah. Well, do you know why? Why? He's got Harriet Janes now. Yes. And his boots. So he's a Red Dead guy. He's a gunslinger. Yeah. I wish you could get that horse a bit fitter though, that cunt. What do you mean? Oh, he fucking knocks up quick. Not like in fucking Grand Theft Auto where you can just fucking bop. I wonder if you could do a cheat for your horse. Yes, make him smack fast.

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Yeah, probably. Smack fast.

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Probably.

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That's pretty much it on my friend, boys.

Chapter 5: What are the highlights from the weekend's events?

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No. Don't underestimate Goxie. No, that's right. He'll be smacking chocolate breakers and shit out in the back room. Everyone will be going, look at this bloke. And he'll just come out and just fucking attack. He's a killer.

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3391.568 - 3411.728 Lincoln Allan

Yeah. Mika, we got little Mika. Mate, we got all types of shit. Go onto that page and have a look at the fucking fight card. There's shit going on everywhere. So we're very excited. Like we said, you'll hear from us a fair bit. We want to interview a few of these lads that are participating in it because every single one of them's got something else going on. They're having a crack at shit.

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They're not just dough bangers. Don't forget your training videos, boys. Send them in.

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Chapter 6: What updates are there on Liam Paro's title fight?

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I'll do some push reviews on them. Yeah, come on. Get into your work. But no, very excited. So looking forward to that. Now, I'm also excited, Poo, because potentially Cold Brew was running the weekend just gone. He drew a good barrier. It was in a pretty tough race there at Randwick. But Will saw this weekend as a better opportunity. So anyone worried?

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Chapter 7: What is the Queefta Of The Week segment about?

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Anyone going, oh, what's happened? Like he was scratched. Is he dead? No. No, he's not. Not dead. He's alive and very well. Now, he's been nominated for two races this weekend, Cold Brew. The three- and four-year-old, benchmark 72 over 1,400 metres, and the midway benchmark 72 over 1,300. Yeah. So, which is good, I think. Yeah, double the chances. He's going to have two runs.

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3462.847 - 3483.911 Lincoln Allan

But it's good though because we might draw a proper rank barrier in one race. It gives us two chances to, you know, check out our barriers. And obviously Will, the one who knows horses and has been training ours, will be able to let us know this week. But, yeah, we'll put a clip out or something like that when we confirm which race we're targeting later this week. But, yeah, let's fucking go.

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I'm pumped to see how he goes after his first effort. Showed plenty of promise. And, look, I'm crossing the fingers and you can't guarantee anything, but I feel like a win's not too far away. That's right. For our boy.

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3495.215 - 3503.007 Damian Mu

I think it's important to remind everyone, too, if you're an owner, get onto the app if you haven't. It is so great to use. Very streamlined.

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Mate, it has your owner's thing there, all the information, regular updates on your horse. Your wallet's in there as well, so if you get winnings, it goes into there. That's right. Yeah, all the updates. It makes it super easy. Cause Facebook groups and that are okay. But this thing, it's away from everything else and it's its own thing. Very professional.

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And you can get notifications, even though I kept hitting decline. I don't know why. You just start talking about horses and I go, fuck, I didn't see that. Oh, that's right. Keep declining notifications. Yeah, on your horse that they're telling you about. Yeah. No, it's a good thing. Great thing. Right, this one is for the neckbeards of the world.

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So I keep seeing these pop-ups on Instagram and that Queefder and Curious over there, my big fucking gamer guys. GTA 6 boys, are yous pumped? Yeah. Yeah?

3553.02 - 3556.824 Damian Mu

Yeah, yeah. Curious looks proper pumped. Yeah, Curious would probably be pumped.

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All right, Curious, fucking get in here, mate. What are you most pumped about, man?

Chapter 8: What insights are shared in Poo's Reviews?

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MLG, Josh.

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Because the 19th of November, boys. Yeah, goodness references. Can we get it? Can we have a go in here? I want to play it online.

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3681.72 - 3687.627 Damian Mu

What console do you need? It'd be PS5. Let's have a double. It'd be all the next gens.

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3687.607 - 3697.124 Lincoln Allan

Who's got a PS5 out of you two? Because I'll fucking buy one for ear if we need to. Curious has got one. How much are they? Can we play online, Curious, in ear? Yeah.

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3697.585 - 3707.362 Damian Mu

See, the reason that GTA V was so successful is because it came out without online, then five years later online came out, and then it kind of pretty much had another five years of success. Oh, right.

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Yeah.

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PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X. PC version is not available at launch. Copy. So we need a PS5, boys. How much is a PS5?

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Oh, yeah. Maybe we need one.

3719.945 - 3735.819 Damian Mu

I'm kind of keen. I'm going to get one soon, I think, anyway. A thousand bucks. I'm going to get one soon because on the weekend they announced that Black Ops 1 and Black Ops 2 is re-coming back out. Oh. Just old school COD multiplayer. Oh, fuck.

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