Lincoln Allan
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Appearances Over Time
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And this old Brahman cow, fuck that smoke gav.
They both zigged at the same time.
And he had like his sunnies on.
And the fucking lens popped out and it broke and it sliced the top of his, like under his eyebrow, under the bone, just the whole top of his eyelid.
It was pretty close.
But anyway, she hit him and then she rubbed him in the dirt a bit, right?
So it was full of fucking mud.
So he's climbed up, managed his way up out of the yards and he's sitting on the top of the fence going, oh, fuck.
Would have been rattled.
And he's rubbed his eye.
And fucking got all the dirt out of it and blood's just started spurting out, like a metre and a half out.
And he's seen it and fainted straight off the top but fell back into the yard with the cow.
And she's still going off.
I grabbed him by the ankles and pulled him out onto the bottom rail.
Oh, man, and what a show.