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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Yeah, welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Blokes podcast. We're here to give the everyday battler a voice, delete ad noise, one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer, jogging a can, win a team, the athlete's choice. That's what it is. That's what I've heard them say. And the only hat you should have on your head is the CCC one.
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Chapter 2: What are some wild fainting stories shared?
If you like discounts. Yeah, if you hate him, don't. Knuckles is in the air at the moment, believe it or not. I think he spends more time on a plane than he does on the ground. He does. He definitely does. Business class too. It's fucking pretty cool. Yeah. So, look, he has no chance to put the mocker on a player for New South Wales for them to have probably the best game in the team.
So that's a positive. Mm. Now we don't know. We don't know what happened. Same as last time. The game was last night. I today am either severely depressed or fucking pumped. There's only two emotions of mine today, Pooh. What about you? Much the same. We won't know, I guess. What did you do for it, mate? What did I do? Yeah. Because it's tonight, but it's yesterday, you know.
Yeah, I just went home, watched it with the family. Fucking, I dare say I probably smoked, oh, two. I don't know, probably 28 durries while the match was on. Probably swore at the TV a couple of times. Probably cheered.
Chapter 3: How did a listener's wedding turn into a fainting incident?
Probably obviously didn't send the kids to bed so they could watch it so they didn't get woken up at me abusing the TV. But I think all in all I had a celebration, so let's hope I'm right. Fucking oath. Me too, mate. I think we're doing the same as last time. Order some pizzas, projector out the back, carry on. You mean you did the same as last time? Yeah, that's what I did. Yeah.
So very excited, mate, but we won't harp on too much because it's already happened. That's right. Yeah. Now, I just want to give a pump up. So Gladstone Amateur Boxing Club are having a fight night this Saturday. Local fucking thing, mate. So I want to give it a bit of a pump up. If you're in the CQ area, it's at 24 Moura Crescent. There's 20 fights, 12 local fighters from their gym.
Gates open at 5, first fighters at 6. $25 entry at the door, bar running and food stalls. And I believe you can get a family pass. It's their first local fight night since 2019. So none of these kids have had the opportunity to fight in front of a local crowd before. Hopefully they can get a big crowd because there's nothing better than fighting in front of your home crowd.
That's right.
If it's a big one. So, yeah, get around them. Head to the 24 Marra Crescent this Saturday if you're in CQ. and you want something fun to do. And make sure you get your flog workwear in so we can give you free shit.
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Chapter 4: What is the story behind the name Mountain Lion?
Yeah. For next week. Yeah. You know, I'm sure everyone has got some flog workwear. If you want it replaced for nothing, fucking. And to last week's winners, I sent your details off to Quinn, so if you haven't got it, blame him. Yeah. No, we don't. We love him. We love you, Quinn. Quinn's a little bit off me this morning. Yeah, how's it been this morning, Quinn, for you, like mentally?
Quinn's a little bit ā anyway, you can talk.
Tell us how you feel.
I'm feeling great. I'm feeling good. Slightly frustrated? Yeah. That's perfect, actually. I thought I was off to a bad start too. I dropped my laptop out of the car this morning.
Oh, did you?
But it was in the bag, padded bag. Quinn wore sky blue on his shirt. So we both had a couple of little hiccups, but we'll get through it together. Tiny bit on the back, yeah. Fair bit on the back. It does say the words get wrecked on it, though. So maybe that means blues are going to get wrecked. Got wrecked.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about lowballing on Marketplace?
We're trying to find positive things in that shirt.
Yeah.
Well, I was. Yeah, well, I pre-warned everyone. No one wear blue. Great shirt, man. That text message obviously didn't. But you know what? You've got to respect his passion, don't you? Oh, fuck off. I love it. And he also bought a Sky Blue Crunch Cup. There was no other option there. Oh, no. I think they had red ones and brown. That was about three months ago before.
Anyway, we all love each other here.
Yeah.
And it's your pick, Pooh, isn't it? Yeah. I don't love that. Don't you? No, because look up. You hate picking. Well, I fucking don't very have a long attention span, if you say so. You don't very have a long attention span. That's right. On that note, we better get going quick before you lose it, Pooh. How do people get involved, Quinn?
If you want to potentially get on the show, record your yarn, your phone should have a voice recorder on it.
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes are shared about camping experiences?
Email it to me. My email address is carryonatalphabokes.com.au. In your email, please include your full name, postal address, mobile number, shirt size. That's it. I've got a world first I want to do next week. Yeah. We've talked about it. Let's put it into action. Me and Curious will listen to the yarns. And Quinn picks. Oh, so we're still in the same spots and everything.
Yeah, yeah.
But you work in with Curious. But Curious and I will listen to the yarns on Tuesday. Yeah. And fucking Quinn will fucking pick. It's up to Quinn to pick next week. Can we do it? Yeah, fuck yeah. If you want to, bro, I don't mind. I just want, now I know I should have waited until it was my pick, but it'll just go Quinn, then you, then back to me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Like Quinn doesn't cancel out your turn. He's not having your turn for you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're saying, yeah. Like I don't want to be back to picking up.
Chapter 7: How does the discussion touch on the importance of humor in teaching?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all about him. But I'm getting an extra man in the rotation. Don't worry about anything. He's got it sorted. He's got it sorted. That's great. I love a plan. Let's listen to some yarns, eh? Let's do it. That's going to overstimulate the fuck out of him. You're freaking out.
Yeah, g'day boys. Mark here from God's country. How the hell are ya? Good, mate. Yeah, good, good. How are you? Boys, just on the back of Knuckler's yarn from the New Zealand National Field Days. So I work for a company that goes to field days every year. And decided this year the hat collection's a little bit low, so I thought I'd go see the Knuckler, grab a couple caps. Nice, mate.
Didn't think too much of it, just thought, you know, support the right company, you know. So anyway, grabbed a couple of hats. Fast forward to Saturday, last day. We decide to go down to the local pub. Let the hair down a bit. It's been a long four days. Good four days. And boys, these hats have got some woo-woo in them in the good way.
Chapter 8: What advice is given for first dates regarding farting?
Because I'm sitting there and there's a table behind me. And I start getting singled out by these fellas behind me and being told to come over. And so I ended up turning around. They start calling me Rip. And they call my boss John Dutton. Now, I'm built like a twin rotor rake, so I don't know where I got the rip from, because there ain't much to me.
But, boys, the guys that called me over was actually Aaron Smith, an ex-All Black, and his mates, who were fantastic blokes, great blokes. But anyway, they called me over, loved the hats, and proceeded to load me up with some drinks, and we had a really good night, you know, respectfully. They were very respectful men. But hell of a night, boys.
And I don't think it could have happened without that hat. So, mate, knuckler, you boys, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have had a night to remember that last Saturday night. Or not remember anyway. But, yeah, boys, as Pooh says, if it's red, leave it in the shed. But it's got to be the right colour green. It's got to be class all the way, brother. Roger, boys, don't ditch your dogs.
Stay out of yourselves. See you.
Mate, the hats are responsible for great ice breaking. They are. It's an ice breaker because, you know, they're not a complete fuckhead. Well, they're definitely an ice breaker when Curious Hat is on it. Toowoomba. Suck cocks, not lemons. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that was a good one. Loved that hat. That broke heaps of hearts.
Actually, Curious George has just got the best mullet I think I've seen in a very long time shaved in. Curious, can you make your way up to the camera, take your hat off and just flick your goods, please? Look at that. Oh, my God. That is very impressive. Very nice. Yeah. It's that filthy it's good. And he's got one of the great stickers across the entire back windscreen of his car.
Stay out of yourself across the back. Look, he's really fitting the groove at the moment. We're proud of him. Yeah, we're trying to get Quinn on the same page, but it's a slow process. The sticker, not the haircut. Yeah, the sticker, not the haircut. Yeah, you'll have to grow it out for a while. Yeah, yeah. A lot of time goes into that, doesn't it, Curious?
Yeah, bro, I think it's been like six months at least since I got it cut, probably longer. It's worth it. What's your mum going to say when she sees it? Well, I'm actually hiding it from her till she gets here. She's coming up to visit. I hope she's not on Patreon. Nah, I don't think she is. Yeah, she'll be so proud, I think.
Yeah, worst case, I'll get a message tomorrow saying, what the fuck have you done to your head?
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