Tony D'Angelo

Yeah.

And the first thing he's like, oh fuck, don't tell anyone.

I was like, oh, captain's already on the way out, mate.

Gets to day three.

Hungry, mate?

It was like he was hungry, but he couldn't fit any more in.

Anyway, we get home, and he's out the door, gone.

Boys just listening to 446 about the farting yarn.

Got to yarn work with a bloke and he had this root lined up, an old Ronnie Coot lined up.

So he left work, went up to see this sheila.

Anyway, the beast, we'll call her, that opened the door was not the person he was talking to on the phone.

So you don't want any blue-blooded man to do

He gritted his teeth and got into it.

So he took her in, and she's wafted the cats off the bed, so he's like, ah, it's just getting worse.

So anyway, he's hitting her, has to turn her around, hit her from behind.

Then he said he heard something and didn't know what it was.

and got this wafted smell that just come up and hit him in the face.

He said he couldn't do it anymore.

He just... He just... He didn't even say sorry.

He just left.