Lincoln
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One thing that I don't want you to start doing is... Should I chaperone the glow dance?
There's no chaperones, actually.
There already is chaperones who already are, like, are literally people for the glow dance, so... No.
You're too old.
You won't understand what's going on.
I'm not that old, Lincoln.
But one thing I want you to start to do is cooking.
Say that a little louder.
Cooking, because...
Since you are white, like, if you make chicken one day, you're not going to know, like, how much seasoning, like, or put seasoning.
Like, this today at lunch, like, we had ramen with some dry, no-season turkey.
That's what I had.
And it was disgusting.
Like, the ramen was, like, it would taste like bread, and it was, like, as dry as bread.
Mom, I could probably cook better than you.
Lux and freaking Rio combined good.
Because you're white.
Well, okay, actually, since you... Let's get to another question.