The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux
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What humorous moments kick off the roast of Kail?
Welcome to the shit show. Things are going to get weird. It's your fave villain, Kale Lowry. And you're listening to Barely Famous.
You ready? Yeah. Lista. Listan. Yeah. Okay. I don't know fly first. Yeah. Yeah. Please God, no. Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay, welcome back to another episode of Barely Famous Podcast. Today I have two very special guests. I know that you normally hear from Elliot, but today we have the dynamic duo of Lincoln and Lux. What's up, dude? What's up? I'm stressed already. I don't know what is ever going to come out of these two's mouths. So we're going to start first with a flag game, okay? Choo-choo. So Lincoln has this ability to name a lot of countries' flags that even I've never seen before. And so we did part one. We did part two. And now we're going to do part three. With me this time. With Lux this time. Normally the part one and part two is just Lincoln.
And this time Alessandra helped me pick flags that I don't know if these countries have soccer teams. Right. Huh? Okay, because I know that Lincoln started learning... Indonesia does, so just in case... Indonesia.
Did y'all pick that one?
I'm him. I'm him. So, we worked really hard to try to pick countries that we didn't know if they had soccer teams or not. China? So, Lincoln... They do have a soccer team. Lincoln originally started learning the flags just by association with soccer teams. And so, I printed some out, and I did have to write them on the back because... No. Skip. You know this one. You guessed this one before. I just did. Okay, so we're going to do the flag challenge. But why is it so easy? I'm going to show him some flags, and he's going to tell us what the country of the flag is. Lux can also help, but Lux is just learning, so he's starting.
How does the flag game challenge the guests?
I see one that's red. It kind of looks like Venezuela.
I didn't even get a chance.
I don't know.
Venezuela. Yes, this is Venezuela. I had to write it on the back because I don't know them.
He's going to get every single one. He's not going to give me a chance. I'm not going to get every single one. I've never seen this.
I don't think this country has a soccer team. Is it in Africa or Asia? No. Asia? It's in the Caribbean.
What is that? It's like near Central America. It's like on the right. It's like on the right. Yeah. That looks like Thailand. I'm going to guess. No, it's not Thailand. It's an island. Ocean? Yeah. City? Yeah. Oh, Ocean, Maryland. No. Island, you said? No. It's in the Caribbean. Island.
Oh, yeah. An island. I've never seen that. This is Antigua. This was an Alessandra pick. Antigua? Antigua.
I don't think it speaks Spanish, though. Huh? That's in Wate. Antigua is the capital.
Oh. Well, this one's an island, so different.
I don't think it's capital, but it has a lot of tourists.
That's where tourists go. Indonesia.
Indonesia.
Do they have a soccer team? Yeah. This is, in fact, Indonesia. And that's Scotland. I'm not even getting a chance. It's in Asia. No, that was in Asia. Brazil. Yes, it is in Asia. Brazil. He's correct. Brazil. Vietnam. How? Do they have a soccer team?
I don't know.
How did you know this was Vietnam? Because one of my friends is from Vietnam. And I always seen that one. This is, in fact, Vietnam. Do you see what I'm saying? Brazil. Brazil. Lincoln is also, he can speak Portuguese, so he's fluent in English, Spanish, and he also speaks Portuguese.
Okay, what about this one? No. Ghana. I always get that one mixed up. Ghana.
So we're only got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven. Oh my God. Okay. Now we're going to do some questions and then we'll end the episode with a little bit more of like a game style. Okay. So we have mom questions. And the first one is what's something that I do that makes you laugh every time?
Poop yourself.
I haven't done that in a long time, Lux. But you still do it. And you laugh?
Try to. When you try to, like... When you're trying to, like, prove, like, me, Ike, and all your kids, like, wrong, but you just end up, like, making yourself look like a joke. Like cooking, for example.
You just did me so dirty. You just did me so dirty. Okay. What's something I do that you think, or what's something I do that I think is funny, but it's not funny?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What humorous moments kick off the roast of Kail?
0:00–2:11
2
How does the flag game challenge the guests?
2:11–9:06
3
What insights do Lincoln and Lux share about their future aspirations?
9:06–16:50
4
How do Kail's kids roast her during the episode?
16:50–20:45
5
What are the funniest moments from the trivia games?
20:45–49:16
6
How do Lincoln and Lux feel about their ages and responsibilities?
49:16–1:06:51