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Chapter 1: What humorous moments kick off the roast of Kail?
Welcome to the shit show. Things are going to get weird. It's your fave villain, Kale Lowry. And you're listening to Barely Famous. You ready? Yeah. Lista. Listan. Yeah. Okay. I don't know fly first. Yeah. Yeah. Please God, no. Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay, welcome back to another episode of Barely Famous Podcast. Today I have two very special guests.
I know that you normally hear from Elliot, but today we have the dynamic duo of Lincoln and Lux. What's up, dude? What's up? I'm stressed already. I don't know what is ever going to come out of these two's mouths. So we're going to start first with a flag game, okay? Choo-choo. So Lincoln has this ability to name a lot of countries' flags that even I've never seen before. And so we did part one.
We did part two. And now we're going to do part three. With me this time. With Lux this time. Normally the part one and part two is just Lincoln. And this time Alessandra helped me pick flags that I don't know if these countries have soccer teams. Right. Huh? Okay, because I know that Lincoln started learning... Indonesia does, so just in case... Indonesia.
Did y'all pick that one?
I'm him. I'm him. So, we worked really hard to try to pick countries that we didn't know if they had soccer teams or not. China? So, Lincoln... They do have a soccer team. Lincoln originally started learning the flags just by association with soccer teams. And so, I printed some out, and I did have to write them on the back because... No. Skip. You know this one. You guessed this one before.
I just did. Okay, so we're going to do the flag challenge. But why is it so easy? I'm going to show him some flags, and he's going to tell us what the country of the flag is. Lux can also help, but Lux is just learning, so he's starting.
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Chapter 2: How does the flag game challenge the guests?
I see one that's red. It kind of looks like Venezuela.
I didn't even get a chance.
I don't know.
Venezuela. Yes, this is Venezuela. I had to write it on the back because I don't know them.
He's going to get every single one. He's not going to give me a chance. I'm not going to get every single one. I've never seen this.
I don't think this country has a soccer team. Is it in Africa or Asia? No. Asia? It's in the Caribbean.
What is that? It's like near Central America. It's like on the right. It's like on the right. Yeah. That looks like Thailand. I'm going to guess. No, it's not Thailand. It's an island. Ocean? Yeah. City? Yeah. Oh, Ocean, Maryland. No. Island, you said? No. It's in the Caribbean. Island.
Oh, yeah. An island. I've never seen that. This is Antigua. This was an Alessandra pick. Antigua? Antigua.
I don't think it speaks Spanish, though. Huh? That's in Wate. Antigua is the capital.
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Chapter 3: What insights do Lincoln and Lux share about their future aspirations?
There already is chaperones who already are, like, are literally people for the glow dance, so... No. You're too old. You won't understand what's going on. I'm not that old, Lincoln. But one thing I want you to start to do is cooking. Say that a little louder. Cooking, because...
Since you are white, like, if you make chicken one day, you're not going to know, like, how much seasoning, like, or put seasoning. Like, this today at lunch, like, we had ramen with some dry, no-season turkey. That's what I had. And it was disgusting. Like, the ramen was, like, it would taste like bread, and it was, like, as dry as bread.
Do you want me to come work in your cafeteria and season the food better? Yes. Not you. Who? Who better than me?
Mom, I could probably cook better than you. Lux and freaking Rio combined good. Because you're white.
But my theory with cooking is that, like, if I don't season it a whole lot, you guys can add some salt and pepper to it.
Well, okay, actually, since you... Let's get to another question. You know what? Since you have had, like, so many relationships, and most of them are, like, not white people, I think they can, like, teach you, because you need, like, to learn, so... I think you actually got just, like...
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Chapter 4: How do Kail's kids roast her during the episode?
Like, you can feel yourself getting older? Lux, can you feel yourself getting older? Or not really? No. I think maybe, like, as you get older... You get more privileges. And so you can recognize it with that. So like the older you get, like Lux doesn't have school dances. You do. So as he gets older and gets to do those things, he'll maybe start to feel older.
Maybe. Who am I going to dance with?
You don't have to dance with anyone. The glow dance is like a party. Okay. But I mean, some people dance. Like you can go to a school dance, Lux. You don't have to actually dance. It's just like hanging out with your friends, you know?
Yeah, I go to my friends.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. What's one responsibility that you have now that feels grown up?
Going to bed. Like, whenever.
Neither one of you give me a hard time waking up, and so I feel like I have a little... I give you guys a little bit more flexibility with your bedtimes because you both never give me a hard time in the morning. Like, I have never had to... I never... You do make me go to bed at a certain time. Yeah, but I feel like I could give you a little bit more flexibility.
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Chapter 5: What are the funniest moments from the trivia games?
Lincoln comes home and I'm so excited because I learned how to play chess and I go to teach Lincoln and he said, I already know how to play. And then he beat me. Yeah, just like I did to you. Lux has also beat me in chess. That is true. What's something you're excited about as you get older?
Oh, definitely being a barber.
Oh, okay. That's a good goal. I love that. Getting more opportunities to play sports. Okay. What kind of sports? Are you thinking the same sort of realm that you're in now, or do you want to... Soccer, basketball, boxing. Boxing. Okay, that's cool.
I mean, I feel like you've... I feel like I can go to more different schools, better schools. Say that one more time. I can go to better schools, good schools, give me good opportunities to become a professional in one of them.
Okay. I love that. I love these goals. These are good goals. What's something about growing up that feels scary? Uh, taking care of babies. Getting kids. Getting kids. Yeah. I don't know if you guys know this, but y'all do not have to have kids anytime soon. Okay.
I know, like, if I do have a kid, like, I know you, like, you've gone through it. I've never gone through it. Like, I'm not even going to be able to get sleep. That is true. That is very true.
But you guys could wait until you're in your... I wonder why you're always cranky. Um, you guys could wait until you're in your thirties to like have, or even forties, or you don't have to have kids at all. That was a big mistake you made.
What did you say? That was a big mistake you made. Definitely did not have kids in your thirties. I had you both when I was in my twenties. You didn't even wait to have Ellie before you were an adult. Yeah. I'm aware. Where are you pressing? What? Where are you pressing?
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Chapter 6: How do Lincoln and Lux feel about their ages and responsibilities?
Oh, I didn't know they were the same. Mom, and I used to play defense. Just defense is not my thing.
No, I agree. That's why when you were on that travel team, your coach did not realize how good you were. And she pulled me aside and she said, I'm moving him to forward. He's not afraid of the ball. How about you?
Goalkeeper, center back, and center second forward. Center second mid. What's your favorite to play? I like all of them because they're all fun in different ways. Like center back, I get to push people around. Goalkeeper, I like to dive and save up all the shots. And center attacking mid, I like to dribble and stuff like that and make good passes. So they're all fun in different ways.
It stresses me out when you're the goalie.
Why?
Because I know how hard you're going to be on yourself about it. I know you love being goalie and you're great at goalkeeper and... Some of the last games that you were playing at Kirkwood, like your teammates' parents would like make comments about how good you were as goalkeeper. But as your mom, I just know that if you let a single goal pass you, how hard you're going to be on yourself.
And that stresses me out because just because you let a goal pass, Just because you miss one doesn't mean you're a bad goalkeeper. And I just, it stresses me out. So, but I want you to play whatever position makes you happy and I'll support you in any way. That's it for these questions. The rest of this is just a game.
You don't really wake anybody up because I wake up like before everyone. So I just wake them up when I get up when you're still sleeping.
Yeah.
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