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Lindsay Campbell

πŸ‘€ Speaker
125 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Old blue haired ladies, we know things.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

By this age, I know when I had too much to drink.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

And like you youngins, these diapers leak, y'all.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

I was a single mom with an only child, and I highly don't recommend that to any youngins either.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

If only I'd had a litter, surely one of them would have failed at life and wanted to stay home and take care of me.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Hey, and what's all this about the T word?

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

We had that T word back in the 60s, y'all.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Tomboy.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Most of us grew out of it.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

The rest became y'all's gym teachers.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Well, I was looking for love in all the wrong places during the pandemic.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

I mean, the nursing homes.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

But, you know, the competition's pretty stiff.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

There are women outlive men.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

And there's a lot of Debbies in there, I'm telling you.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

But by now, even the guys with dementia, after four or five times, they got it figured out.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

I'm not Debbie with the pop-out plate.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Nah, not me.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

They can see me coming.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

They just call me, oh, Bluetooth.

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