Lino Rodriguez

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#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

All right, guys. Lately, I've been trying to be a good boy. Because I've been a nasty boy. I've been a nasty boy. I'm trying to be sober. I'm trying to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee and the occasional cocaine and prostitute. I call it New York sober. New York sober. Yeah. No, I'm just joshing, guys. I fucking hate coffee. You know, cigarettes are cool.

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#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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I'd rather die early than be bored for seven minutes, you know? Everyone thinks they look cool when they smoke a cigarette. I think you have to look cool before the cigarette ever enters the equation. Yeah, some people look like James Bond, 007. But when I smoke a cigarette, I look like I belong outside of a Waffle House. They call me double eggs over easy. I don't know, guys.

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#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Lately, I've been listening to house music in my studio apartment because I'm optimistic, you know? That's the same reason why I listen to Yacht Rock on my canoe. Anybody else?

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#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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I'm like Mitch Hedberg just on the inside, you know? Yeah, Mitch Breitberg.

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#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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How much do you think you weigh, Lino? I'm like 170, 180. No, you're not! Wait, wait, wait. Time out. What? How much do you actually think you weigh? Like 200.