Lionel

So many times you hear these people on TV and they're miserable. That notwithstanding, we were supposed to talk about theoretically, right? What, Ukraine? You want to talk about Ukraine? Be honest. Do you really want to? Sure.

So many times you hear these people on TV and they're miserable. That notwithstanding, we were supposed to talk about theoretically, right? What, Ukraine? You want to talk about Ukraine? Be honest. Do you really want to? Sure.

Because I hear lots of...

Because I hear lots of...

Well, first of all, we're using – you see, Drew, we're from a time when we had the press. We had Cronkite. Remember that night when Cronkite spoke? Kids don't even know what that means today. This guy was it. Like LBJ purportedly said, you know, when you've lost Cronkite, you've lost middle America. And by the way, let me add something to your mother about the dry cleaning bags.

Well, first of all, we're using – you see, Drew, we're from a time when we had the press. We had Cronkite. Remember that night when Cronkite spoke? Kids don't even know what that means today. This guy was it. Like LBJ purportedly said, you know, when you've lost Cronkite, you've lost middle America. And by the way, let me add something to your mother about the dry cleaning bags.

I heard that one too. Because I heard they would actually move. They would come at you in the middle of the night. They moved. But you mentioned a thing poking your eye out. Mine was breaking your neck. And my father was an absolute Arden fan. My father was an Arden fan of if you eat and go swimming, you will die. You will get a cramp and sink like a rock.

I heard that one too. Because I heard they would actually move. They would come at you in the middle of the night. They moved. But you mentioned a thing poking your eye out. Mine was breaking your neck. And my father was an absolute Arden fan. My father was an Arden fan of if you eat and go swimming, you will die. You will get a cramp and sink like a rock.

But that's all public health bullshit. Yeah, but it's a waiting pool. It's a waiting pool. Years ago when laughing, when we were kids laughing, there was a guy named Alan Seuss. And there was a joke that I saw. It cracked me up then. I was a kid. Somebody threw a bucket of water on him. And he yelled, cramps. I've got cramps. Now, nobody, see, we get it.

But that's all public health bullshit. Yeah, but it's a waiting pool. It's a waiting pool. Years ago when laughing, when we were kids laughing, there was a guy named Alan Seuss. And there was a joke that I saw. It cracked me up then. I was a kid. Somebody threw a bucket of water on him. And he yelled, cramps. I've got cramps. Now, nobody, see, we get it.

But you mentioned before somebody, your prior guest was talking about the milk cart. That was Eitan Pates. It was here in New York. And I remember there was, and I want to say this, and I think we were very lucky. And maybe everybody says that, you know, when they were kids. But I did things like, for example, one of my favorite games with my sisters and friends, we would call jump off the roof.

But you mentioned before somebody, your prior guest was talking about the milk cart. That was Eitan Pates. It was here in New York. And I remember there was, and I want to say this, and I think we were very lucky. And maybe everybody says that, you know, when they were kids. But I did things like, for example, one of my favorite games with my sisters and friends, we would call jump off the roof.

We put a towel around us. We thought we were Superman. And we would jump. And one day, my father was watching. And he saw this. He saw kid after kid. And he came out and referred to me. I thought my name was God damn it until I was like 35. God damn it? What are you kids doing? And I said, we're jumping off the roof. He says, okay. And he closed the door.

We put a towel around us. We thought we were Superman. And we would jump. And one day, my father was watching. And he saw this. He saw kid after kid. And he came out and referred to me. I thought my name was God damn it until I was like 35. God damn it? What are you kids doing? And I said, we're jumping off the roof. He says, okay. And he closed the door.

Like, I just want to know what you're doing. Not don't do it. You're going to break it up. Yeah, I just want to know what it's called. I just want to make sure I know what it's called. I had, and maybe you did too, not BB guns, but pellet guns. And it was the crossman with the pump and you get this thing. And one time, did you ever read Boys Life magazine when you were a kid?

Like, I just want to know what you're doing. Not don't do it. You're going to break it up. Yeah, I just want to know what it's called. I just want to make sure I know what it's called. I had, and maybe you did too, not BB guns, but pellet guns. And it was the crossman with the pump and you get this thing. And one time, did you ever read Boys Life magazine when you were a kid?

That was highlights. Remember highlights? Yeah, highlights.

That was highlights. Remember highlights? Yeah, highlights.

Highlights. You were so bored because you went into a doctor's office and you weren't going like this. You were saying, what the hell do you got? Gem cutters quarterly. What are you, a sadist? Give me a life. And you would sit there and you had nothing to do. And we could somehow amuse ourselves. We used to travel in a car from Florida to...

Highlights. You were so bored because you went into a doctor's office and you weren't going like this. You were saying, what the hell do you got? Gem cutters quarterly. What are you, a sadist? Give me a life. And you would sit there and you had nothing to do. And we could somehow amuse ourselves. We used to travel in a car from Florida to...