Listener (Aaron)

I don't know. I don't know if I want to, though. Fucking creep me out. It's great. Oh, fuck me, dude. All right, this one's from Mark. My mom drove behind the school's bus for a school field trip because she didn't have the cash to pay for the bus. Ooh.

But it was great because the coolest kid in school who was also not allowed on trips came with us, making us the cool kids by association for years to come. Whoa. You're hanging out with Steve. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, you're lumped in. Wow. Socially, at a young age, obviously school is a very docile social ecosystem. Sure. i.e.

But it was great because the coolest kid in school who was also not allowed on trips came with us, making us the cool kids by association for years to come. Whoa. You're hanging out with Steve. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, you're lumped in. Wow. Socially, at a young age, obviously school is a very docile social ecosystem. Sure. i.e.

But it was great because the coolest kid in school who was also not allowed on trips came with us, making us the cool kids by association for years to come. Whoa. You're hanging out with Steve. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, you're lumped in. Wow. Socially, at a young age, obviously school is a very docile social ecosystem. Sure. i.e.

your mom going on a field trip, not being the cool mom, yelling at a kid, that could ruin a couple years for you. These kids are finicky, you know, a finicky ecosystem. That's why I never had Patty around. My mom can't be trusted, you know what I mean? And they're quoting the Bible or something. Leviticus 8. Shut the fuck up. Who raised you? That's what my mom would have been saying.

your mom going on a field trip, not being the cool mom, yelling at a kid, that could ruin a couple years for you. These kids are finicky, you know, a finicky ecosystem. That's why I never had Patty around. My mom can't be trusted, you know what I mean? And they're quoting the Bible or something. Leviticus 8. Shut the fuck up. Who raised you? That's what my mom would have been saying.

your mom going on a field trip, not being the cool mom, yelling at a kid, that could ruin a couple years for you. These kids are finicky, you know, a finicky ecosystem. That's why I never had Patty around. My mom can't be trusted, you know what I mean? And they're quoting the Bible or something. Leviticus 8. Shut the fuck up. Who raised you? That's what my mom would have been saying.

You got an attitude problem. Fucking threatening kids to watch their mouth out. Slap the shit out of you, little fucker. Take you down to... She always uses the threat to take us down to Kensington and Allegheny. You think you're tough? You think you're tough? Take you down to Kensington and Allegheny. Drop you off, see how tough you are. You like to wear your pants low? Wear them low down here.

You got an attitude problem. Fucking threatening kids to watch their mouth out. Slap the shit out of you, little fucker. Take you down to... She always uses the threat to take us down to Kensington and Allegheny. You think you're tough? You think you're tough? Take you down to Kensington and Allegheny. Drop you off, see how tough you are. You like to wear your pants low? Wear them low down here.

You got an attitude problem. Fucking threatening kids to watch their mouth out. Slap the shit out of you, little fucker. Take you down to... She always uses the threat to take us down to Kensington and Allegheny. You think you're tough? You think you're tough? Take you down to Kensington and Allegheny. Drop you off, see how tough you are. You like to wear your pants low? Wear them low down here.

Wear them low. Have Uncle Den come up here and kick the shit out of you. In your case, I just didn't fit. Couldn't pull them up. They were my dad's. The threats of Uncle Den coming to kick my ass. He's a great guy. You don't want to cross him. No. He was the quiet one, and you're like, he will fucking jab you right in the throat. That's my Uncle Mike.

Wear them low. Have Uncle Den come up here and kick the shit out of you. In your case, I just didn't fit. Couldn't pull them up. They were my dad's. The threats of Uncle Den coming to kick my ass. He's a great guy. You don't want to cross him. No. He was the quiet one, and you're like, he will fucking jab you right in the throat. That's my Uncle Mike.

Wear them low. Have Uncle Den come up here and kick the shit out of you. In your case, I just didn't fit. Couldn't pull them up. They were my dad's. The threats of Uncle Den coming to kick my ass. He's a great guy. You don't want to cross him. No. He was the quiet one, and you're like, he will fucking jab you right in the throat. That's my Uncle Mike.

I'll call Uncle Mike. If my dad was away, I'll call Uncle Mike. I didn't want him pulling up in his fucking... LeBaron or whatever, whatever cutlass business car he had. Put an extra starch shirt on and his tie real tight. With a Winston hanging out and his face all beet red. Come in and beat my ass. Call me now from supper for this. Because the fat one got an attitude, bro. What's the problem?

I'll call Uncle Mike. If my dad was away, I'll call Uncle Mike. I didn't want him pulling up in his fucking... LeBaron or whatever, whatever cutlass business car he had. Put an extra starch shirt on and his tie real tight. With a Winston hanging out and his face all beet red. Come in and beat my ass. Call me now from supper for this. Because the fat one got an attitude, bro. What's the problem?

I'll call Uncle Mike. If my dad was away, I'll call Uncle Mike. I didn't want him pulling up in his fucking... LeBaron or whatever, whatever cutlass business car he had. Put an extra starch shirt on and his tie real tight. With a Winston hanging out and his face all beet red. Come in and beat my ass. Call me now from supper for this. Because the fat one got an attitude, bro. What's the problem?

Nothing. She's a bitch.

Nothing. She's a bitch.

Nothing. She's a bitch.

You know how these bitches are. Let me get one of them Winston's, old man. Boy, I tell you, rubbing your stomach. Thank God you're here. This bitch is breaking my stomach. You tell me if that meatloaf is cooked.