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Chapter 1: What is the Back on the Block tour about?
Live shows, live shows, live shows, baby. The boys are about to hit the road for that Back on the Block tour, so grab the squad and come on out and see us.
Yeah.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it has to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. Shout out to her. Just earned her yellow belt. Okay. Yeah. over there at South Philly Kung Fu and Karate and Pet Store. So good for her. Watch out, man.
She's on a tear.
Kick your ass. Okay. My coach is coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage and what he lacks in physical appearance. He makes up for it in personality and wild things in the bedroom.
up for kj kevin james ryan everybody what up gang buddy shout out to you thanks for tuning in as always please make sure you rate review subscribe on itunes full video available on youtube full video available over there on spotify by the way those numbers are cooking charts over there i know i got damn charts obviously the greatest website of all time www.patreon.com garbage go over there you get all
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Chapter 2: What is Are You Garbage? and how does it work?
United States representative. What state? Party land. What? I don't know.
I think he did a lot of drugs back in the day. The United States of Funk, if you catch my drift.
Disco land. Mayor of Palm Springs, California, in California's 44th district.
Man, mayor of Palm Springs. Talk about an easy gig. Talk about getting your D.S.
You are out there in Palm Springs.
Fucking closing at Boca del Vista. Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's what you do. You get down there to Florida. You relax a little bit. That's what you got to do. Get some color. Go down there to Boca. Take Junior's place. Find a nice lady who works the inventionals department at fucking Sears or something like that. So where's my wife in this mix? I forgot. Gumming up the works.
I don't think they brought that in. Not your wife.
I don't know what reality you're creating. First of all, didn't he say Palm Springs, California? You ended up in Florida.
Is that right? Is there a Palm Springs, California? That's the Palm Springs. What's Palm Springs in Florida?
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Chapter 3: What are some memorable field trips from childhood?
No more school themes. Why? Because you just talk about football.
No, I don't.
It was 48 years ago. I was talking about wrestling. Oh, sorry. The other sport you were mediocre at. Did you go to state? Did you win states?
No, I went to states, though.
Yeah.
Don't work the... I don't know. Your estate. I got two congressmen. Sonny Bono.
You done being rude?
No, you also. I mean, I was also like, I could have been in the band. I could have just stopped there. But then you had to go back to... But sitting in them stands come Friday night, the lights on, no way. But in the winter and shit, it would have been fun. You watch the team lose through halftime, and then you're like, I can't do it no more.
You take your tube off because you were playing the tuba, and you know it. And I would have done the drum.
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Chapter 4: What happened during a disastrous field trip?
I got hydrochloric acid diluted. It squirted in my eyes and had to use the fucking thing. Eye flush? Yeah. Yikes. Yeah. It was actually very soothing. Tried to get out of wrestling practice that day. No dice. Mr. Landis wouldn't have it. They needed the kid on the line. He was breeding champions.
Another great story about me being a star athlete.
What a fun one, gang. Thank you so much for tuning in. Get the tickets to the Back on the Block Tour. Pick up some cards. The whole nine yards. We love you, and we'll see you next week. Peace.