Listener (Aaron)

People are diving out the back. I mean, we were, yeah, lawless. Winging shit out the windows at cars. Sure. Hitting cars with M&Ms and stuff. We had a guy pull us over one time.

Yeah. Like fucking flagged down the bus and like got on the bus. Was like, you like giving the finger or whatever the fuck we were doing? Mm-hmm. Fucking had the nom vet up front. You think you're getting through him? This driver's got no legs.

Yeah. Like fucking flagged down the bus and like got on the bus. Was like, you like giving the finger or whatever the fuck we were doing? Mm-hmm. Fucking had the nom vet up front. You think you're getting through him? This driver's got no legs.

Yeah. Like fucking flagged down the bus and like got on the bus. Was like, you like giving the finger or whatever the fuck we were doing? Mm-hmm. Fucking had the nom vet up front. You think you're getting through him? This driver's got no legs.

Let's see. I think we've got time for one or two more here. Hit me. This is from Mushy Man. I pissed all over myself when I got lost in the underground part of Rockefeller Center on a band trip. Had to call the chaperone parent to come find me with my wet clothes. Told everybody waiting on the bus for me. Oh, you get there and everybody's there and you got wet pants. Wonder why he pissed himself.

Let's see. I think we've got time for one or two more here. Hit me. This is from Mushy Man. I pissed all over myself when I got lost in the underground part of Rockefeller Center on a band trip. Had to call the chaperone parent to come find me with my wet clothes. Told everybody waiting on the bus for me. Oh, you get there and everybody's there and you got wet pants. Wonder why he pissed himself.

Let's see. I think we've got time for one or two more here. Hit me. This is from Mushy Man. I pissed all over myself when I got lost in the underground part of Rockefeller Center on a band trip. Had to call the chaperone parent to come find me with my wet clothes. Told everybody waiting on the bus for me. Oh, you get there and everybody's there and you got wet pants. Wonder why he pissed himself.

Probably scared. Couldn't find a bathroom. Band kids, they're freaks. Yeah. I told everybody waiting on the bus for me that I spilled perfume all over myself. I broke the bottle of perfume I got for my mom to hold up the story. Nice. That's a liar, and I like it. Way to go. We were in New York to march in the Macy's Day Parade as munchkins from the Wizard of Oz. All right.

Probably scared. Couldn't find a bathroom. Band kids, they're freaks. Yeah. I told everybody waiting on the bus for me that I spilled perfume all over myself. I broke the bottle of perfume I got for my mom to hold up the story. Nice. That's a liar, and I like it. Way to go. We were in New York to march in the Macy's Day Parade as munchkins from the Wizard of Oz. All right.

Probably scared. Couldn't find a bathroom. Band kids, they're freaks. Yeah. I told everybody waiting on the bus for me that I spilled perfume all over myself. I broke the bottle of perfume I got for my mom to hold up the story. Nice. That's a liar, and I like it. Way to go. We were in New York to march in the Macy's Day Parade as munchkins from the Wizard of Oz. All right.

That's a pretty good gig. Yeah. And, dude, what a brilliant, nervous kid thinking like an adult. I broke this perfume. Covers the pee smell. I'm big on that. Covers the pee smell. Explains the wetness. You're out clean.

That's a pretty good gig. Yeah. And, dude, what a brilliant, nervous kid thinking like an adult. I broke this perfume. Covers the pee smell. I'm big on that. Covers the pee smell. Explains the wetness. You're out clean.

That's a pretty good gig. Yeah. And, dude, what a brilliant, nervous kid thinking like an adult. I broke this perfume. Covers the pee smell. I'm big on that. Covers the pee smell. Explains the wetness. You're out clean.

Take the lie as far as you can. Uh-huh. Remember that, kids. Yeah, something like that. Hey, you believe this? Broken. My mom's getting it from my mom. I can't believe it.

Take the lie as far as you can. Uh-huh. Remember that, kids. Yeah, something like that. Hey, you believe this? Broken. My mom's getting it from my mom. I can't believe it.

Take the lie as far as you can. Uh-huh. Remember that, kids. Yeah, something like that. Hey, you believe this? Broken. My mom's getting it from my mom. I can't believe it.

Sucker. I shit my pants. All right, this one's from John Michael. $10, homie. Did you ever have a kid that would get injured on every field trip? My friend Tim in fifth grade had just gotten his cast removed from his arm and then broke it again on the monkey bars at the zoo. They took us back to the entrance, and we all watched him get carted off in an ambulance. He's giving the thumbs up.

Sucker. I shit my pants. All right, this one's from John Michael. $10, homie. Did you ever have a kid that would get injured on every field trip? My friend Tim in fifth grade had just gotten his cast removed from his arm and then broke it again on the monkey bars at the zoo. They took us back to the entrance, and we all watched him get carted off in an ambulance. He's giving the thumbs up.

Sucker. I shit my pants. All right, this one's from John Michael. $10, homie. Did you ever have a kid that would get injured on every field trip? My friend Tim in fifth grade had just gotten his cast removed from his arm and then broke it again on the monkey bars at the zoo. They took us back to the entrance, and we all watched him get carted off in an ambulance. He's giving the thumbs up.

I'll be all right, kids. Save my snacks. That's a tough look. I luckily never got hurt or nothing like that in public places with a group of people like that.